Aperture Hoodies

The original Aperture Science logo (from Portal series) made entirely by symbols, as appears at the end of the first game... during Glados song "Still Alive". Same font, same pattern. Look out for the black version too, if you don't like this one. ;-)

How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO

There is a portal in my T-shirt! From the video game Portal, someone is coming out of the blue! The cake is a lie, said GLaDOS, watch out! Funny sci-fi teleport with robots!

A design featuring one of Cave Johnson's most memorable and inspirational quotes.

Inside my t-shirt. From the video game Portal, someone comes out of the orange! The cake is a lie, said GLaDOS, watch out! Funny sci-fi teleport with robots!

Aperture Science Innovators

Friendly neighborhood testing robot.

Portal 2

Aperture science, doing science for those still alive

Forget about Freeman

Lambda Symbol

Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

Celebrate *insert arbitrary human winter holiday here* with a new sweater design that even Cave Johnson would approve of!

Hope you like it.

Aperture Heart. A colorful design for photography lovers.

Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

Japan division

Aperture Peak

What if Derpy obtained a portal gun? :)

A great deal of care has been taken to perfect the recipe

Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

It's a lie.

Hope you like it.

The Catdog characters meet face-to-face via portal (from the geek Portal video game). Cute pets having fun from the funny childhood cartoon!

Head Crab Retro Japanese Half Life

Aperture Laboratories

Half life

Join the Aperture Laboratories Agility Team! Run your Canine friend through some truly bizarre courses next time you're at the Enrichment Center in Upper Michigan...

Aperture Laboratories

Finally! She got the Cake!

Forget about Freeman

The portal gun falling between two portals referencing the popular puzzle video game, Portal.

“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson