Bipedal Hoodies

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The Bipedal Styx Walker roams the banks of the River Styx, hence it’s name. It spends it’s time walking up and down the river in search of puddles to drink from. Due to it’s anatomy, this creature is a poor swimmer so it relies on it’s long tongue to lap up these puddles like some kind of horrifying cat mutant. The bigger and fuller the brightly coloured pustules, the easier they fall off. They look like jellybeans and are treated as a sour staple in the underworld and thus the Bipedal Styx Walker is treated similar to cows on earth.

to be or not to be

Albert was a prehistoric animal just wanting to be loved and was thrilled that paleontologists named his species Albertosaurus. Every extinct reptile was jealous of Albert and will be for millions of years.

A bipedal, tap-dancing spider creature with jaunty, furry legs and big, juicy venom sacs!

Elaphrosaurus is not an elephant and any paleontologist that says so is a prehistoric dummy! Just look at this cool design, does it look like an elephant? I thought not!

Utah always wanted it's own apex predator to call it's own and it happens that a raptor from the Cretaceous age was called Utahraptor. Pretty neat, so might as well respect the saurus reptile.

Two legs. FTW.

Celebrate humanity with this thought provoking design.

A terrifying creature that has a combination of insect and human features, known as Insectohominid bipedalis. The creature is depicted with an insect like head. The head is attached to a muscular human-like body, covered with exoskeleton plates.

O shit. Longge Flutte. Fuck yes, Longge Flutte

This bipedal predator is for future paleontologists to dig up gravel to find this lovely extinct carnivore during prehistoric times! Dino love this to your heart!

A future paleontologist or archaeologist or a fossil hunting dino lover would want this cool design of this extinct raptor dinosaur genus from the prehistoric time period.

Plateosaurus is an ancient creature and prosauropod herbivore in the late Triassic and early Jurassic and even cretaceous age! Paleontology and Archeology marvel at this stegosaurus like creature.

Cast of a trail of hominid footprints fossilized in volcanic ash. The trail was found by Mary Leakey's expedition at Laetoli, Tanzania in 1976. It dates from 3.6 million years ago and shows that hominids (probably Australopithecus afarensis) had acquired the upright, bipedal, free-striding gait of modern man by this time. The footprints show a well developed arch to the foot and no divergence of the big toe. The prints are from two adults, and possibly a third set belonging to a child who walked in the footsteps of one of the adults.

Celebrate humanity with this thought provoking design.

Gone Squatchin'

velociraptor dinosaur with his mouth open

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Get ready to fall in love with our newest t-shirt featuring an American Bulldog Vintage artwork! This t-shirt is perfect for any dog lover and is made with high-quality materials to ensure a comfortable fit all day long.

Applejack standing up on her back legs

With its soft brown and purple fur, big bright ears, this cute bipedal bunny is pure joy! Its energetic jumps and contagious smile overflow with happiness, infecting everyone around it. Whether as a playful friend or an adorable mascot, it brings a touch of tenderness and unconditional love to any environment.

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Head of a Pachycephalosaurus dinosaur

A dark silhouette of a bipedal giraffe holding a butterfly net.

Velociraptor looking for dinner

Wolf, from the tv show "Gargoyles"

Jerboas look somewhat like miniature kangaroos

An amusing Gibbon hanging around in the trees