This is my blaster. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My blaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster is useless. Without my blaster, I am useless. I must fire my blaster true. I must shoot straighter than the Stormtroopers, who are trying to kill me. I must shoot them before they shoot me. I will. Before the Force I swear this creed: my blaster and myself are defenders of my galaxy, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no Empire, but peace.
Tags: military, mashup, full-metal-jacket, geek, blaster
Futurama parody of Stanley Kubrick's classic film Full Metal Jacket, adorned with Bender's favorite catchphrase: "Bite my shiny metal ass!" ....This is my Bending Bot. There are many like it, but this is my own.
Tags: parody, movies, 70s-movies, full-metal-jacket, stanley-kubrick
Full Metal Jacket is Stanley Kubrick's critically acclaimed 1987 film on the Vietnam War. This design features a hand painted version of the iconic 'Born to Kill' helmet from the original movie posters. The version includes some nice cracking and chip effects to give it a vintage 80s look.
Tags: kubrick, stanley-kubrick, cavalry, bullets, weapons
Full Metal Jacket is Stanley Kubrick's critically acclaimed 1987 film on the Vietnam War. This design features a hand painted version of the iconic 'Born to Kill' helmet from the original movie posters. This version includes some light effects to give it some 80s cred.
Tags: guns, ar-15, m-16, patch, vet