Crap Hoodies

2021 Oddly Specific Crap Designs by Ryan J. Gill

He's your favorite and his favorite is Toy de Jour, so Toy de Jour should be your favorite too.

Pair of Dice (Black)

Drawing inspired (heavily) by The Sasquatch Gang (2006). Both the quote and character are from the movie, and the drawing itself is a redraw of a screen capture. It was drawn to match the comic-book-esque style of parts of the movie. The character is Zerk.

Need a new designer wardrobe? Or new business cards? Why don´t you just do yourself a favor and get this fancy shirt?!

Funny definition of the deja poo.

OH CRAP

A brief summary about how the new year is going.

Unicorn Too Magical For This Crap Funny Quotes Humor Sayings Gifts

Did you ever feel like you are in danger? Might want to check the color of your shirt. If Sci Fi has taught us anything, it's that red shirts are life threatening.

A crab with angel wings and halo to represent the crab pun Holy Crab!

I didn't know Arnold was referring to cigarette butts until I was older, so his line of "Hold on to your butts" was the funniest line in the whole movie to me as an 8 year old. Even now that I know what he meant it's still pretty funny.

A great idea for dog walkers, Veterinarians, Dog breeders, Canine kennel staff, or adolescent males. Dog Poop has long been the object of no-poo signage that changes with this; Please Pick Upgarphic.

McDonalds is gross.

Just testing the site. Better designs coming

Oddly Specific Crap Designs by Ryan J. Gill 2021

Hilarious Cut the Bullshit design of a pair of scissors cutting the word Bullshit.

69 dudes

I'm So Awesome I Crap Cupcakes

Oddly Specific Crap Designs by Ryan J. Gill

Super cute pastel pink unicorn crapping in a to to cup.

Twas the night before the declaration of independence was due, and Thomas Jefferson, forever procrastinating, had the first "oh crap" moment in American history.

Cut the crap and get to the point. I don´t have all day. I´ve got t-shirts to design! Colorful design with an attitude.

Zorg the Robot has a little problem with holding his ice cream cone

the clash sandinista

Sbubby

Crap portraits

Oh Pooh! Things hit the fan!!

Oddly Specific Crap Designs by Ryan J. Gill 2020

Totally how it went

True story.

legendary SNL skit

two color simple alien invader destroying

Holy crop! It's the corn angel!

Funny graphic designer quote - oh crop - a play on crop marks