Crudely Drawn Hipsters Hoodies

Aria once got stuck under a pile of discount books for two weeks before the other book store employees noticed her disappearance.

Kim wears a new pair of shoes every day so her feet don't get too attached to anything.

Kath's leather jacket is her essence. She is never seen without it, and has gone swimming in it several times.

Ruby only accessorizes with the feathers of free-range chickens.

Stacy is secretly living in a Panera where she eats their Macaroni and plays scrabble online all day.

Kiesha has and etsy shop where she sells giant hand made earrings.

Elaine consults a magic eight ball before making every decision.

RARE HIPSTER: Santiago -Son of Chef Boyardee -Studied under a master magician Specialty: Looking like a waiter

Jayden only has one friend on Facebook: his beard.

RARE HIPSTER: Clarice ~life goal: memorizing the choreography to every dance on Dancing With the Stars ~hides feelings under big hats

Ralph saves his beard hairs in a jar after every shave.

Gerard made an instagram account for his cat. He is fighting for the rights of animals... to wear hand knit sweaters.

Goat's Milk was raised on all organic foods. If he even looks at a Cheeto, he breaks out in hives.

Liza secretly wants to be a Disney princess -- but only one of the newer strong, independent Disney princesses.

RARE HIPSTER: Luna -fair trade coffee addict -gets mistaken for Harry Styles daily -no one has ever seen her eyes -Specialty: shavasana