Cynical Hoodies

Poison, where would we be without it?

This cynical planets design is perfect for students studying astrology and astronomy. It has a two-tone design that highlights its motion and the deepicts the simplicity of the design flat-line drawing.

Cynical Astronaut

Show your love of the hopnology podcast!

vintage drawing with cute monkey wearing a blue bow and having a red heart as a background.

A free fish saying "Don't Listen to the Cynics."

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld & Ian Byers.

Generation X — the in-between, forgotten, misbegotten children of history — numbering 65.2 million — they are the smallest segment of the US population. Late Cold War kids with dreams of rescuing space princesses, being MTV rock gods, and burning in nuclear fire. They witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Once called Post-Boomers — GEN X comes from Douglas Coupland's 1991 novel — Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture. "X" being an unknown variable or a desire not to be defined. Alternately entrepreneurial or shiftless — they are DEFINATELY up to something. Only time will tell what that might be.

Cynical humor to present to the deluded.

Surrender to your dark side. Check out this sarcastic and witty “No, You're Right. Let's Do It the Dumbest Way Possible Because It's Easier for You” design on apparel, mugs, and other unique gifts. For the sarcasm lover in all of us.

This is a great gift for anyone. Kids, teenagers, boys or girls, college graduates, adults, men or women. It's a great birthday present or just a present for your friends. Get this great looking clothing for someone special or yourself.

Rated Gen X: Contains strong sarcasm, mild nostalgia, and frequent cynicism. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

I'm only cynical when I hear BS

I'm only cynical when I hear BS

A cutesy version of Jade West in her look from Victorious episode "Tori and Jade's Playdate"

This funny design is the perfect gift idea for grumpy people that never have anything nice to say. If you know a pessimistic person that never says anything positive and want to get them a special gift, then this design is for you. So what are you waiting for? Surprise that defeatist in your life!

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares.

Funny distressed graphic of a brain smoking a cigarette saying, Whatever.

Cape buffalo with attitude - cartoon design, full body (a head only version is also available)

Why would they look here?

twitch emote LUL HD redesigned TotalBiscuit - Cynical Brit, twitch, meme, funny, pepe, frog, emote, pepega, streamer, mizkif, youtube, gamer, emotes, sadge, omegalul, frogs

Sample Product, may misbehave, approach cautiously

Putting Out Negative Energy :), a product for when we feel comfortable with not being positive.

Sarcastic Quote / I Used To Be A People Person

Our take on the famous bigfoot sighting filmed by Roger Patterson in 1967. Bigfoot’s existence is one of North America’s great mysteries. Sightings, hoaxes and cynicism abound.

Plato was right that Man is a featherless biped, but Diogenes knew there was more to it than that. Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/

Livin' the Dream with RBF: A funny design for the person with a dry sense of humor in your life, fun on a t-shirt or coffee cup.

stay cynical !

Romance? Nah

NAH.

cynical dog stare-vector art

A world without news is like ''A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte'' by Georges Seurat.

Milk and cookies. Deadliest of enemies. Unfortunately cookies don't realise until it's too late...

Cartoon face of a Cape Buffalo chewing the cud with attitude

A portrait of an ornately clad steamgoth woman. She appears to be cynical or unimpressed and there is a mostly cloudy sky in the background.

I disapprove. A cute baby harp seal with a very grumpy and annoyed face slaps down its flippers as a seal of disapproval. A funny play on words based on the phrase 'seal of approval.'