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I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.

Frog? Frog is wrong.

Ever been waiting a really long time for a table at a restaurant? You just want to go and eat, but the host refuses to seat you?

Wayne Knight Is My Spirit Animal .....bde ftw

Street toughs took my armoire?

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Justin Pitt, usually called Mr. Pitt, is Elaine's eccentric boss during Season Six. He is an executive at Doubleday publishing company and hired Elaine to be his assistant solely because she reminded him of Jackie Onassis when they first met, sometime after Pendant Publishing went out of business. However, he is rather obsessive-compulsive often had her do rather trivial work for him, including spending hours finding the perfect pair of socks, removing salt from his pretzel sticks, sharpening pencils, and winning a ticket for holding a rope for the Woody Woodpecker balloon at Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. He also has the unusual habit of eating Snickers bars with a fork and knife.

Seinfeld - Jerry & George & Elaine & Kramer.

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It's always the Summer of George

We don't care and it shows!

Remember when you were young and your mom and dad would treat you to a nice cup of pudding. Of course the best part was the pudding skins. Now you can enjoy those pudding skins at home or on the go with George's Pudding Skin Singles! Extracted with precision with our industrial grade Exacto-Knives, our pudding skin singles are the best. They're absolutely delicious!

perfect for work play or church

She didn't buy the big salad. I bought the big salad.

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We don't care and it shows!

You've, uh, you've been living in America too long. You've forgotten what it's like to have no oranges.

You should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry. Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff. He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash.

It brings me back

We're taking the armoire & that's all there is to it! Okay?

We don't care...and it shows.

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It's boogey. I'm quite sure.

The Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt features a captivating and cosmic-inspired design that will take you on a journey through the vastness of the universe. The repeating pattern of the word "Cosmo" creates a visually intriguing and mesmerizing effect, symbolizing the infinite wonders of outer space. This shirt is perfect for those who are fascinated by astronomy, science, or simply love the mysteries of the cosmos. Crafted with the utmost attention to detail, it combines style and comfort, making it a great addition to any wardrobe. Embrace the cosmic vibes and let your imagination soar with the Cosmo, Cosmo t-shirt.

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In New York City, the best way to while away the afternoon is to gather with friends and talk about nothing at the celebrated Monk's Cafe on West 112th and Broadway. Home of the "Big Salad!"

We don't care and it shows.

It's Not a Lie if You Believe it!

You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.

Now, we got this @#$&! urban sombrero to compete with!

It's go time!

Serenity Now! Serenity Now!