After the celebration on Endor, and the fatty foods the Ewoks served, it became obvious that the flatulence would never end. While the Wookie didn’t mind, that stuck-up Princess was ready to shove a light saber up her ass to put a stop to it all. But wise old Yoda just sat and rocked on the waves of gas, knowing they would never end. Hang ten, dude, and surf on.
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