H2g2 Hoodies

He has a "brain the size of a planet".

Life, The Universe and Everything design. In the style of word maze or puzzle and featuring many, many people, places and things from the H2G2 universe.

the drink of choice for those hitch-hiking around the galaxy

Disaster Area are a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones and are generally regarded as not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but also as being the loudest noise of any kind at all. Disaster Area are fronted by Hotblack Desiato. Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason.

Nothing a good blaster can't handle!

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art.

Deep Thought and the Answer Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

-Time Is An Illusion, Lunchtime Doubly So (black print) -very deep, you should send that into Readers Digest, they’ve got a page for people like you. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

-Time Is An Illusion, Lunchtime Doubly So (white print) -very deep, you should send that into Readers Digest, they’ve got a page for people like you. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

The first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Eroticon VI is the sixth planet in the Eroticon system and is home to the famous triple breasted Eccentrica Gallumbits. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body, Ford Prefect disagrees, he thinks probably five.

Dent, Arthur Philip Dent?

Simple typography design of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t. For those wondering: "IP BD" stands for "Iambic Pentameter Be Damned". ;)

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Happy, Hoopy Fathers Day. A fantastic gift for all nerdy dads and galactic hitchhikers. Print is intentionally distressed for a vintage look. Hand drawn as always.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

‘I’d far rather be happy than right any day” - Arthur Dent

“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without an order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. If you want to get a lift from a Vogon, forget it. They are vile and ill tempered. If you want to get a drink from a Vogon, stick your finger down his throat. If you want to annoy a vogon, feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.” - DOUGLAS ADAMS

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

The Lager known around the universe as the main cause for all of the wars started by Dolphins. Now you can have the official logo of Dulcet Lager on all the clothes you plan on wearing while getting Belgium'd! Dulcet Lager originated in S4E11 of the Hitchhikers & Appetizers improvised podcast set in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe. http://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

“oh no, not again” design. Hand drawn for a crisp print (note: the whale is out of focus deliberately)

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. This has been reviewed for copyright and is deemed both a parody and no marks are the same as similar black and white branded spirits. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was ‘Oh no, not again…’ Hand painted fan art

The best mantra for hitching across the galaxy. I divided the book into nine sections to make the word cloud for each letter.

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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. Stop trying to take my artwork down – go pick on someone else. Thanks.

The logo for the Best Drink in Existence, invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself! Lovingly hand-made vector graphic, based on the design from the 1981 BBC TV series

...and carry a towel!

Anything Wrong Today

I’m sure you feel the same way about Thursdays as Arthur Dent – This Must Be Thursday, I can never get the hang of Thursdays. If you’re a fan of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy you’ll know. Oh and I threw in a token towel.

For all the telephone sanitisers in the house! From the Hitchhikers Wiki: “The Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet of Golgafrincham. The ship was led by the captain, with Number One and Number Two next in charge.”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. "I'll take mine to go."

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Fan Art. Any similarities to famous brand drinks is purely coincidental. You may wish to gargle this drink.