Good advice, if you want to die early! Inspire those around you to take control of their eating and fitness. Perfect for nutritionists, personal trainers, vegans, vegetarians and anyone who's alive and breathing!
Tags: diet, nutritionist, nutrition, licensed-nutrtionist, healthy
Need a health boost? Take a slug of Health Potion - it's good for what ails you! Warning Long term use of Health Potions may result in tremors, convulsions, or uncontrolled shaking of the hands, profuse sweating - even in cold conditions, extreme agitation or anxiety, persistent insomnia, nausea, seizures and hallucinations. Pregnant half-Orcs, Gnomes and Kender are at highest risk. Do not consume with ale, mead or other intoxicating spirits.
Tags: art, parody, d-and-d, roleplay, geeky
Have you ever wondered how a cannibal might look at you? Well, wonder no more! With this t-shirt you can show everyone around you what you are made up of and how healthy it would be to feast on your meat. The facts are based on a couple kinds of bear meat (similar in make up as humans') and calculated on an average 165lb male.
Tags: celiac, hannibal, dexter, cannibalism, diet