Heh Hoodies

Inspired by the all-new Season 2, pain in the back.

Vulcan script saying "dif-tor heh smusma" The phrase is attributed to Stephen Crane by Willa Cather in her essay "When I Knew Stephen Crane," first published in 1900: "You have to have the itch of the thing in your fingers, and if you haven't,—well, you're damned lucky, and you'll live long and prosper, that's all. AS FAR AS I CAN SEE THOSE WORDS ARE BEYOND COPYRIGHT LAWS. This is my artistic opinion. Also dif-tor heh smusma is in Vulcan script and language, not trademarked. Please check it out.

Wow all your friends with this gross original face!

How could you not LOVE that face, even when it's calling out your bs?! Showing some love for our favorite Lying Cat.

Zero Two

This funny raccoon is arrogant, but he surely enjoys his bubble tea. If you love raccons or this kinds of tea then you will absolutely love this design. Eat and enjoy these yummy gummy bubbles!

HEH.

Vulcan salute "live long and prosper" – "dif-tor heh smusma"

Nyeh heh heh! Human! You will appreciate this stylish selection of products featuring MY FACE! I will improve your date-ability by 30%! Your availability by 60%! And your special attack by 0.5%! Nyeh Heh Heh!

A tired girl wearing a shirt with a cactus printed on it.

You find this mildly amusing, and you're not afraid to show it.

Experrriencing Technnical Defficulties?

Roll smug AF