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Bright red flowers make it hard to ignore your power message: I'll show you! Is it a challenge? A threat? A boast? Whatever, it's a message with attitude. It's full of confidence and can-do. A little don't mess with me and a little bit can I help you. Yet, it's pretty too. Nice gift for a girlfriend. Find the design on tees, a magnet, a pillow and a bunch of stuff. After you make your purchase here on Teepublic, check out my award-winning fine art on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com.

So what if your cyber friend exists only in the ether of your imagination. A Meta Friend is better than no friend. A Meta Friend is platonic relationship but evolve from a Meta Friendship into a Meta Love. Meta Love can lead to Meta Inducement which is, like, a superpower. Mistress Love in Marvel Comics has Meta Love Inducement. So does Aphrodite in the Valkyrie Crusades. Meta Love Inducement lets you manipulate all aspects of love. Be careful. It can easily lead to Meta Lust Inducement, a nasty power. For now, be content with your Meta Friend or it gets terribly complicated. Your Meta Friendship is celebrated here with tee shirts, pillows, mugs, etc. Buy gifts and stuff for your REAL friends. Who knows what it will lead to.

You have got the Zap plate

You have got the Icicle plate

I’m here with Free Advice to help in these trying times when you might be distracted and a bit careless. DIVE CAREFULLY is the Free Advice. It’s on all manner of products including tees, hoodies, pillows, and magnets. The idea is from an early 20th Century cigarette trade card which were like today’s bubblegum or Super Hero trading cards. What does the advice mean? It means look before you leap. Know if you’re getting in over your head. Are there sharks close by. Or alligators? Know before you dive! The design is also available as an 8x6 print in a signed edition of ten. Find it in my fine art gallery on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com. But buy gifts or self-rewards first here in my store. Thanks. And dive carefully.

You have got the Flame plate

You have got the Meadow plate

You have got the Insect plate

INK IT portrays Artoria Gibbons who was born in 1893. My hand-colored adapted B&W photo is collaged with a tattoo flash sheet . The original painting on canvas is for sale on my Artspan web page for a ridiculously low price. See www.peterjketchum.com.But shop here on TeePublic first. It's the patriotic thing to do. The economy and all that. Artoria is available on inexpensive tees, hoodies, phone cases, magnets and a bunch of other VERY affordable stuff. All cheaper than a real tattoo. And less painful too.

This bold graphic is inspired by a line from T. S. Eliot's poem "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock." Duane Allman of the Allman Brothers was asked how he was helping the revolution. He said, “There ain’t no revolution, only evolution, but every time I’m in Georgia I ‘eat a peach’ for peace.” Allman quoted part of a line from Eliot's poem. It said, "Do I dare to eat a peach?” It's a metaphor for life. Eat it when it's young before old age spoils it. You might drip peach juice on your new dress or pants, but so what! Take the chance. Life can get messy. It can be sour or sweet. Risk it! Bite into it. Dare to eat the damn peach! If nothing more, eat it for peace! Evolve.

Experience the rugged beauty of the Wild West with this Ketchum Idaho wild west town design inspired by the American wild. From cowboys to indigenous art, our collections celebrate the spirit of desert towns in the USA. Printed on a variety of products such as t-shirts and mugs, these designs are the perfect gift for Western and cowboy art enthusiasts.

This Terrified Terrier mix has stumbled on Adult Content video and can’t believe what it sees. What is wrong with you humans, the pooch screams. What are you doing on that table! The Terrified Terrier mutt is available on tees, pillows, mugs and a variety of other merchandise. Wear it to warn juveniles and the immature that you are suitable for Adults Only. Put the pillow on the couch in your entertainment center as a warning to all dogs. Thanks.

Gone fishin'

A very diverse location for Idaho. You can go from driving in the Snake River Valley, enjoying mesas and plateaus...to mountainous get-a-ways for Hollywood types.

TOMATO

So like the witch we're melting. In the West. And the East. Even Portland Oregon. Yikes. Baked. Roasted. Hotter than hell. So bake a cake. RIGHT ON THE SIDEWALK. No oven needed. Frost it. FROST! You'll need cold ice cream as a go with. Mother nature's reward for her nasty heat snit. See my finer art on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com

With the portrait of Willa Cather as a girl and her quotation, this design honors the great American author and early feminist. She believed any girl could be Pope, Emperor or anything she wanted to be. Spread the word about Girl Power with gifts made from this design. And, want to be Pope? Work at it until you wear down the Cardinals and they vote you in. And then make your best friend the first lady Cardinal.

Here's bloody good Free Advice for people intent on living mindfully and well. Or just plain living. Give 100% in everything you do, but not always. This motivational, life-saving design is on mugs, tees, hoodies, pillows, magnets and a whole bunch of stuff. Inexpensive gifts with a message everyone should follow. Wear it when you give blood, or give an appreciative mug to a person working in a blood donation center. Or just give it to a an overachieving friend. And do give blood. But sensibly.

Adapted from a vintage black and white newspaper ad. For the last year or so the mustache has restaked its claim to the upper lip of the stylish. No longer just for cops, leathermen, English profs, or porn stars. The stache is for all. Be a man, or manish! Grow one by yourself or with a little help. It's a new age. Get with it. Fashion dictates obedience. Brooklyn born but now stylish worldwide.

A self-aware, immodest Black beauty in an assertive, here-I-am Afro. She's beautiful, and knows it. Deal with it. Bold, humorous and affirming graphic available on a variety of stuff for ridiculously low prices. Art prints of this design are on my web page www.peterjketchum.com. Here on TeePub are my shirts, cases, magnets, pins, blah blah blah.

The world is such a mess. I am here to help you with a series of Free Advice designs on mugs, tees, pillows and stuff. Here is Free Advice #1: If your job is to eat frogs, eat the biggest one first. That way successive frogs will be smaller! Apply this same wisdom to your life. Do the hardest, most odious task first. Then everything else gets easier. Mark Twain first gave this advice. He was being funny. I am not. Eat your frog! Motivate yourself and your loved ones with Free Advice. More Free advice as soon as I finish my frog. Now, order some stuff. Biggest first. Ribbit. Thanks.

Before Thump, Covid, inflation, social media addiction, endless threats of war, the late Lexi Featherstone exclaimed about fun in the city, “It’s O-V-E-R. Whatever happened to fun. No one's fun anymore. I’m so bored I could die.” Which she did, accidentally falling head first out of a window. SPALT (as the Sex and the City called the episode.) RIP role model Lexi. Buy RIP FUN on stuff here: mugs, pillows, tees, hoodies. Give as a gift to your next party hostess. After you buy stuff here check out my Fine Art on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. But shop here first. Thanks.

I’ve been on horses, real and electronic. I’ve been kicked by a horse. I know horse people. And I know many horse people love their horses and merely tolerate humans. Particularly human males. Sharon Ralls Lemon, author of The Ultimate Horse Book wrote, “The essential joy of being with horses is that it brings us in contact with the rare elements of grace, beauty, spirit and freedom.” This bold graphic design is available on a wide variety of stuff here in my KetchumArt Store. You can also get it in an affordable limited edition signed print on my Artspan page, www.peterjketchum.com. But shop here first. Maybe for valentine gifts for the horse lover— OR LOVER— in your life? Thanks for your interest, and may the horse be with you!

MISSING LIBERTY shows one of the most recognizable faces in the world. Do you know who it is? The Statue of Liberty. Close up. She looks somewhat sad, though. Or maybe annoyed. Why? Maybe because of all the threats on our American freedoms and on our very democracy. Do your bit to keep the lamp of freedom lit for ALL people, and for our very democracy. Don’t let the muddled asses win. Don’t let liberty go missing. You can see my fine art on Artspan, peterjketchum.com. But buy a patriotic tee first! Thanks.

Are males overrated? This design on apparel and other gifts makes a proclamation in the affirmative. Sure, men have their good points. Like the sperm thing if you want to make a baby. You can probably think of other plusses. Work on it. In the meantime, place an order. The enjoyment derived from your purchase cannot be overrated. For fine art, see myweb page: www.peterjketchum.com on Artspan.

Bad boy syndrome is when a woman (or man) is drawn to a guy who is known to be toxic and will end up leaving so he can to someone else. Usually named something like Chad or Dexter. Adapted from my original work which used a b&w 1937 mug shot from Pittsburgh which was colored and mounted on a cloudy sky. That original was then copied, bordered and given a prison bars background on gray. If you've got bad boy syndrome, our condolences.

Rina Sawayama, the Japanese-Brit singer, sang: "Just sit down and Shut the f**k up. Have you ever thought about taping your big mouth shut? 'Cause I have many times, many times." She finally got "silence in her head." Buy this tee if you want silence in your head or don't want to hear another word from your idiot boyfriend. Or girlfriend. The design is adapted from a 1940's guvmint poster that shows a cop with raised hand and the words, "Stop Needless Noise. Help keep America Calm." So, influencers. Girlfriend. Boyfriend. Fickle skoliosexual. This tee is talking to you. STFU! Available as tees and pillows etc. here. Or prints on my Artspan Prints on Demand: www.peterjketchum.com.

Having a bad day? A moan day or a wails day? This design on tees, mugs and other stuff will cheer you up. Just say James Joyce’s words out loud. Shout the words. Loud. Pound your chest. Hard. Weep copiously. See. It worked! The design adapts a photo of James Joyce and pairs it with his iconic days of the week from “Finnegans Wake.” He called the work “a nightmaze.” Read it and see why. Do it this Frightday. Know an English major? This would be a perfect gift. Or a Burthday present?

Lewis Carroll wrote about hunting the snark.This snarky lady was the inspiration. She's the original mean girl. The mother of the can't sit with us girls. A perpetual left swiper. A bit of a misandrist. Queen of put-down. Too good for the guy. Won't even breadcrumb him. Her body language says get lost male person. An outspoken, no holds barred realist. Whatever. If the tee shirt fits, wear it. Buy it. Proclaim it. Find the snarky design on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff

Some creatures have nine lives. You have just one. But that is no excuse for scaredy catness. Like this brave, free-clouding cat, stalk adventure. Walk on air or sing at the Met (outside at Lincoln Center if they won't let you in.) Train a tiger, race a camel. Run a marathon in Spain, or run an errand in torrential rain. Do something outlandish. Something different. Post it on Instagram. Whatever IT is, you don't even have to wear Nikes to do it. Just do it! Double dare you. Find the brave kitty on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff in my KetchumArt store. Gift a skittish friend this push to courage. Other art by me can be seen on my artist's web page: www.peterjketchum.com

No matter what your governor says, WEAR A MASK. It's a big help in curbing this monster Covid Plague. Spread the word. On shirts! Mugs! cMagnets! Pillows! Be a brave disciple for national health. Give this message to a doubting Tom, Dick or Harriet. Don't politicize the dangerous reality. Spread the word, and not the disease. Thanks. Other art by this artist can be seen at www.peterjketchum.com.

Gifts for people annoyed with rigid standards of beauty. Sometimes to be proper and beautiful by public opinion, you shave the legs, the pits. The mustache. But for what? THIS?!? What a waste of time. You could’ve been sitting home with the cats and bingeing on Häagen-Dazs with Piper Chapman or Rick and Morty. You could’ve finally finished the scrapbook, or tuned up your Harley Softail.But no. You cleaned yourself up and went out. For what? This! Yikes! Find the bold design on mugs, magnets, wall hangings,etc. Get gists here for you and your friends. Then go see my Fine Art here www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks!

A self-aware, immodest beauty with in an assertive statement of Truth. She's beautiful, and she knows it. Deal with it. Bold, humorous and affirming graphic available in different-sized prints for absurdly affordable prices. Perfect for dorm room or a room of your own.

"Fake it till you make it," is a popular saying. It means if you act confident and have an optimistic attitude, you will have positive results. Just fluff up facts a bit if you have to! A wise soul wrote even if you're not brave, "act as if you are brave and soon a COURAGE-FIT will replace your fit of fear." Have a courage fit! Succeed. And buy stuff here to remind you to fake it until you DO make it. And you will. Probably. Or not. Order stuff here first. Then check out my art prints at ridiculously low prices available at www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks. Shop here now! Have a buying fit.

SCAREDY- CATS is a design on shirts, pillows and stuff. And aren't we all Scaredy-Cats. What with the Earth having used up at least six and a half of its nine lives and everyone but Rhode Island having nuclear missiles. Yikes. Get a tee shirt or something in my store even if you aren’t scared. (But, you should be. Very very scared.) Then go see my fine art on Artspan (www.peterjketchum.com) to get a signed print of the scaredy-cats. Thanks.

Biden in a debate with Thump said to the Orange-Skinned Man, “Will you shut up man.” Like 62% of Americans in a poll, you might feel that way too, particularly about people in guvment. Imagine if you were the powerful woman pictured and got to shut up McCarthy, Manchin, Greene, Cruz, Sinema, and the whole crew at Fox News. Tell them to shut the, you know, up. Not another word. Not one! The words can also be used needed on people who bug you. For example, if a woman wanted to say it to a guy, she could just wear the tee. It's the easy way out. Buy a tee and let it do the talking! The design is on magnets, stickers and a bunch of gift-able items. Go pick something out. Thanks.