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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Allergic To Mornings T-Shirt. Adulting Funny Sayings Badge Shirt for morning haters and adulting success badge fans everywhere. Original Allergic To Mornings Shirt Design featuring badge style adulting funny slogan artwork.
Tags: allergic-to-mornings, prize, sticker, adulting, badge
Allergic To Stupid People T-Shirt. Funny Sarcastic Warning Shirt for introverts, those with social anxiety and smart people fans everywhere. Original Allergic To Stupid People Shirt Design featuring classic allergic warning sign style artwork.
Tags: gift, jokes, sarcastic, parody, novelty
Are you practicing a skill while female? Studies show this is often misread by older men as a loud plea for unsolicited opinions. Next time, you can tell him to read your chest carefully. You can even add helpfully, "It's really bad - my throat will close up if I hear the word 'should.'"