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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
BRO! LOOK AT THIS ****ING BOWL, BRO! THIS **** IS CREAMY AS ****, BRO! GOT NOTHING BUT THE FRESHEST ****ING INGREDIENTS IN THERE! YOU BETTER BET YOUR **** * THAT THIS CARROT BISQUE IS THE BEST *ING THING YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR ***ING MOUTH, BRO!!!
Tags: bisque-mode, beast-mode, spoof, parody, soup