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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Hey you! Do you thrive on wasting your life away wallowing in your own filth while also enjoying sub-par internet horror podcasts? Well shempy, the Recapitate "Professional Deadbeat" shirt is for you! Designed by the awesome Anaugi (@Anaugi3 on Twitter), this luxury skeletal tee is sure to satisfy even the deepest of interaction fearing basement dwellers! (Hoodie, Long Sleeve & Stickers also available)
Tags: professional, lazy, funny, deadbeat, skeleton
No T, no shade, no pink lemonade guaranteed LGBTQ friendly Halleloo!! Anyone who loves a good wig and beat face would love to sashay away in this shirt when they go to a live drag bar in the city, while watching their favorite drag show on tv or even while lip syncing at a karaoke bar. For all the lovers of drag, glitter and throwing MAJOR shade this is the t-shirt for you. Yassssss Kween! Perfect for your inner Queen or as a present / gift, for a holiday, birthday or celebration, for a family member or friend who is obsessed with drag shows, culture & lifestyle.
Tags: glamazon, iconic, sugar-daddy, rupaul, drag-queen