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Provincetown Hoodies

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This is a vintage map of Provincetown Massachusetts.

Tags: massachusetts, cape-cod, map, maps, provincetown

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This is a vintage pictorial map of Provincetown Massachusetts produced in 1910.

Tags: provincetown-ma, provincetown, antique, historical, history

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Resisting the urge to type out the lyrics to "Shoop" here. Ahhh! Niece my witness. Err! Can I get some fries. EEK! Yum yum chocolate chip. GAH! MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM OOH OOH I LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU DO WHAT YOU DO YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOOP! ::shrugs::

Tags: music, hip-hop, shoop, song, gay

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Aaaaaand scene.

Tags: provincetown, porn, fetish, leather, piss

Beefcake 3 - Sploosh Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Yeah, werk as in bursting out of dudes donning a top hat, spats and a cane singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey," yeah, that kind of werk.

Tags: lgbt, gay, dancing, nostalgia, comedy

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Alma, check your batteries! Then check out Sister Mary Patrick sliding up into that high note during "Oh Maria." Mater ad mater inter marata indeed! [closed captioned for the hearing impaired]

Tags: nun, funny, sister-act, choir, 1990s

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Aaaaaaaand scene.

Tags: provincetown, folsom, funny, sploosh, sexy-man

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Look, I don't know who you "Lords of Hell" think you are, but you're messing with the wrong 24 year-old actress playing a high school student! Besides, your cute little knife is no match for the hammer of Thor! That's right! Beat it! You're just lucky I gotta get these kids home before curfew.

Tags: gay, adventures-in-babysitting, 1980s, lgbt, babysitter

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Oh yes, the design that makes people say "What the hell" and then laugh and then look closer and say "What the hell" again. You're frisky, though. You can take it. All 9 lives of it. Meow indeed.

Tags: big, 9-lives, funny, new-york, san-francisco

9 Lives or Bigger Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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You know, it's a cross between a sloth, a potato, a bottle nose dolphin and a muskrat. No? You think she's just an eager bottom? Yeah. Me too. Wear her with pride!

Tags: kink, fire-island, provincetown, bottom, gay-otter

Sloppobottomus Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Dorothy Jane Torkelson: "Man on the moon, there was a lengthy discussion at the dinner table tonight about why I'm so enamored with leather daddies. Mama thinks it's because she always took in swarthy drifters, but I think it's my love of polishing shoes and my interest in truck stop cuisine and my fondness for amyl nitrite. What I mean to say, man on the moon, is that I love you because you're you. All 14.6 million square miles of you. Woof."

Tags: daddy, handsome, moon, leather, sexy

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Tired of the same old gaycations? Then travel to beautiful Jupiter! This is a gas giant that isn't afraid of showing off it's bubbly side. The days are only 9 hours long, which means you get to enjoy Jupiter's famous nightlife every 4.5 hours! That's how it works, right? Right! Meet a handsome local on one of Jupiter's many fabled beaches. Enjoy the indigenous cuisine. Or relax at one of Jupiter's luxurious five-star resorts. Warning: Jupiter's atmospheric conditions may not be suitable for all species, so speak to your doctor and decide if a Jupiter vacation is right for you. Jupiter: number five from the sun, number one in our hearts.

Tags: jupiter, alien, speedo, lgbt, provincetown

Gaycation Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Samantha loves Joe. But Joe is a little... pink. How long will their tumultuous relationship withstand the desires tearing them asunder? Find out with this thrilling design of "The Pink Man."

Tags: pink, queer, love, colors, provincetown

The Pink Man Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Ah, summer in the Catskills. We were young and innocent. And then the help started thrusting their pelvic bones and everything went to hell. "Dirty Dancing." More like "Parentally Sanctioned *Dry-Hump* Movie the Babysitter Put on to Keep Me and My Sister Occupied," am I right? Anyway, help yourself to the watermelon.

Tags: dirty, funny, 80s-movies, 1980s, gay

I Carried a Watermelon Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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911 what's your emergency?

Tags: san-francisco, beefcake, gay-bear, drag-queen, telephone

Beefcake - Pillow Talk Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Tired of wearing apparel that has misogynistic undertones? Do all other designs suck when you feel like blowing daddy's cash? If you answer yes to any of these questions, then throw your balled up bills Amber's way! Other reasons to buy her: she's good at making a "W' out of her fingers, so she's dexterous, and she had to work with Stacey Dash, so you know she's patient.

Tags: movie, plastic-surgery, 90s, gay, 90s-movies

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"I SEE ME!" Of course I'm in a million pieces now, so I see me all over. That's perfectly fine. If death becomes me and death becomes her, it'll certainly become you. Question is, are you wealthy enough to afford the elixir? ::Sigh:: Who am I fooling? What I need more than anything now is a broom and a dustpan. Unh!

Tags: gay, movie, nostalgia, provincetown, lgbt

Do You Remember? Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Om! ::slurp:: Berry Acai! I love that drink! I like to sip on this drink while reading my book, "Memoirs of a Golden Shower." ::Slurp:: Om. It's so good. It is a wild drink for wild queen like myself. Om. ::slurp::

Tags: jessica, drag-queen, season-2, wild, pride

I Love That Drink Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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"Brute Enforcement Augers Reality." Um. No. How about "Brenda, Earrings Are Real!" Definitely not. What about "Breeding Eagerly And Readily." Oh heavens. You know what it is. It's a play on those old D.A.R.E. kid drugs and booze shirts, only hairier. And boozier.

Tags: nostalgia, pride, 80s, 90s, folsom

B.E.A.R. Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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You know you've wanted to deck old Ouiser Boudreaux ever since she called the cops on you for skinny dipping in the waterhole. Sure, when you say "Hit this" you're usually talking about something else, but you're a dandy. Dandies love a good cat fight. And track lighting. Cat fights and track lighting.

Tags: 1980s, olympia, shirley-macclaine, gay, provincetown

Hit This! Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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He looked cute in Neapolitan, so why not feature the Cubby Cone in the colors of the Bear Pride Flag! Complete with that fun little paper shield to keep your paws clean.

Tags: gay-pride, bear, provincetown, bear-pride-flag, gay

Cubby Cone Pride Hoodie

by AmbrosiaSalad
$45
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Oh Gabriel. Poor, dear Gabriel. Some tricks are meant to remain tricks. Here you are all "ENTER YOU! VOILA IT'S SHOWTIME!" when really you should be cowering in the corner wearing safety goggles to keep the you know what out of your eyes. That's just my two cents. Cute shirt though.

Tags: coco, peru, cum, pride, trick

It BURRRNS Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Who doesn't just want to take a bite out of this one? Otters are cute, but turn them into ice cream and smother them in chocolate and they can be delicious too!

Tags: bisexual, provincetown, gay-pride, summer, ice-cream

Otter Pop! Hoodie

by AmbrosiaSalad
$45
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Girl, have you clocked Susan Saranwrap's cliffhangers? I haven't seen such busted man hooves since Sharia Law stomped that stage. Of course Susan's drag mother is Tara Nass, so cliffhangers must run in the family. For real though, I think I see mountain goats jumping around her feet. And are they filming a Ricola commercial on her big toe? No! It's a Hoveround commercial. Aww, I love old people! Oh! She's coming. Hi, Susan! You look great!

Tags: fashion, pop-culture, cliffhanger, mountain-climbing, feet

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Do you order up the sampler platter and snout those poppers like a truffle hunting sow? Do you send them back if they are not ooey and gooey enough? Do you want to see some stretch when you nibble? If you answered "That'll do, pig" to any of the preceding questions, congratulations! You're a poppers pig. Now stuff those jalapenos with cheese, batter 'em down, fry 'em up til they're golden brown, and pop 'em in your face hole while wearing this charming design as a bib! Only then will that do, pig.

Tags: food, peppers, pride, lgbt, gay

Jalapeno Poppers Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Bears are great, but Cubs are just as sweet and delicious. Cool off on those warm summer days by wearing this design, and maybe add an ice cream truck jingle to your phone.

Tags: love, bisexual, cute-animals, cute, bear-pride

Cubby Cone Hoodie

by AmbrosiaSalad
$45
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Cape Cod Peace Rainbow

Tags: rainbow, gay-pride, pride, wellfleet, ma

Cape Code Peace Rainbow Hoodie

by alittlebluesky
$45
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That's what I'm talking about! The ORIGINAL queen of the night. Don't let the scales fool you--she is a PRO-FES-SIO-NAL. I wonder who did her cheeks. They look good though, right? No her first name ain't Lady Gremlin, it's Greta. QUEEN if you're nasty.

Tags: drag, queen, greta, drag-queen, lgbt

Queen of the Night Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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People sometimes say I go a little overboard. But I'm not the guy who tried to extort an amnesiac by convincing her she's the mother of my children. What is a falsetto child anyway?

Tags: provincetown, funny, boat, san-francisco, gay

A Falsetto Child Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Lock lips

Tags: pride, queer, guys, naked, kiss

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You don't get cute, you get DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! And let me guess, your talent is cheerleading? God you look a lot like Amy Adams! Anyway, good luck with the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant! I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead with your new duds (and exploding swan).

Tags: gay, 90s, funny, mount-rose-american-teen-princess, minnesota

Go Muskies! Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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Girl, what part of "Take that thing off of your mouth" do you not understand? Cute look though. Very Victoria's Secret meets matador by way of Mortal Kombat at the Azusa Arcade. FIIIIISH!

Tags: lip-sync, provincetown, lgbt, queen, tv

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Hey now! Quiet down! I don't go to your job and knock the [hoagies] out of your mouth.

Tags: philly, accent, mouth, philadelphia, san-francisco

Hoagie Mouth Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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I'm sorry, but those two pinks clearly look nothing alike, mama. My colors are BLUSH and BASHFUL. Don't you work me up now. You know what happens when you work me up, mama. Oh no. My sugars. My sugars, mama! Juice! I need my juice, mama! Mama! SIKE! I got you, mama! You should see yourself. Who's blush and bashful now? ::death drop:: :/

Tags: southern, pink, wedding, southern-pride, blush

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With one week to go before the pageant, you were shopping online, clicking your way over to TeePublic, and buying cute tees in bulk on about 400 calories. You were ready!

Tags: nostalgia, retro, 1990s, 90s-movies, 90s

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What do people want more than a new single from Beyoncé? A cute ginger! Which means NOW is the time to show off your gingercorn status! Kick up them hooves, throw on some apparel by Hoagiemouth and power on that Beyoncé fan cause that ginger mane is thirsty for freedom, henny!

Tags: pride, gay, ginger, boystown, provincetown

Gingercorn Hoodie

by Hoagiemouth
$45
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