Absurd Kids Hoodies
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Please save your questions until the end." The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.
Please save your questions until the end (white typewriter text) Kids Hoodie
by PlanetSnark
$29 $36
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "potato". Humor of the absurd for the win! Which potato are you? The couch variety? Or maybe a Hasselback?
"potato" in plain white letters - absurd and self-deprecating humor or Dali-esque art statement? Kids Hoodie
by TheBestWords
$29 $36
Aunt Sadie's Fashion Conscious Group Kids Hoodie
by Vertigo Artography
$29 $36
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go Kids Hoodie
by ciyoriy
$29 $36
Description: This oddly specific design is perfect for those who love absurd and funny humor
Oddly specific. Sorry I cannot take you home Kids Hoodie
by Among Other Things
$29 $36
At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go Kids Hoodie
by kaden.nysti
$29 $36
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Kids Hoodie
by TheBestWords
$29 $36
Description: SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus pole. We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. And then feats of strength. Also available in black.
SO READY FOR THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES + Festivus Pole (white) Kids Hoodie
by PlanetSnark
$29 $36
Description: This oddly specific design is perfect for those who love absurd and funny humor
Oddly specific. Sorry I cannot take you home. Sarcastic humor Kids Hoodie
by Among Other Things
$29 $36
Description: Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.
Alternative Cliches: Live Laugh Luchador (orange and pink) Kids Hoodie
by PlanetSnark
$29 $36
Description: Grotesque #20 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.
Grotesque #20 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) Kids Hoodie
by n23tees
$29 $36
Kids Hoodie FAQ
Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Hooded with pocket. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.
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