Like an eldritch god made of feathers and wrathful judgement, an African Grey can show you that Hollywood divas know nothing of beauty nor destruction. Perhaps, like this bird, you can learn to truly inspire love and fear. Failing that, this parrot can at least teach you how to rip apart small furniture and probably the dog if it gets too close. PS: Please don't rip apart either the dog or any furniture. That's your grandma's quilt rack, damn it.
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T-shirt featuring a cartoon African Grey parrot with a big beak! My Parrot has a big pecker will get lots of laughs! Profits from the sale of this item will be donated to parrot rescue organizations.
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Einstein the talking Texan Parrot’s funnest and most popular sayings, “Eat Your Corn!” A cartoon African Grey Parrot eating an ear of corn with a banner that reads, Eat Your Corn! Profits from the sale of this item will be donated to parrot rescue organizations.
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Human and parrot foot prints walking side by side. Caption reads, “No longer at my side, always in my heart” Profits from the sale of this item will be donated to parrot rescue organizations.
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