Long ago in a distant land, I, Jaku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Jaku!
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This is my interpretation of the kappa from Japanese folklore. Don't linger too close to river edges, or one of these guys might pop out and extract your shirikodama, which apparently sits inside your anus and contains your immortal soul. You're welcome.
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