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What if the evil minds at Aperture Science decided to forget about twisted experiments and open up a nice... bakery? Would the cake still be a lie? Maybe a yummy one, at least...
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Aperture Bakery Kids Hoodie
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Combustible Lemon Warning Sign - Red Kids Hoodie
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Cave Johnson To-dos Kids Hoodie
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Wheatley Kids Hoodie
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Aperture Laboratories Kids Hoodie
T-rex scratching head
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How to scratch Kids Hoodie
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Mad lemons Kids Hoodie
"Hello test subjects, Cave Johnson here, founder and CEO of Aperture Innovators. This shirt here is just what you need for the optimum testing experience!"
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Aperture Science Kids Hoodie
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Conundrums for Confectioneries Kids Hoodie
Speedy Thing Comes Out Kids Hoodie
Portal 2 Design! Hope u like it.
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Cake is a Lie Kids Hoodie
GlaDOS has a way with words XD
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Dangerous mute lunatic Kids Hoodie
Placing warning signs near dangerous substances is required by law…but turtles can’t read!
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The Danger of the Ooze Kids Hoodie
Be groovy and Join today!
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70s Aperture Test Subject Kids Hoodie
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Space Core typography - black Kids Hoodie
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We've all been there. We've all thought "one look won't hurt". Next you know you're crying in a corner having spent too much money contemplating how much each organ will go for on the black market.
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Steam Sale Kids Hoodie
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Lie Kids Hoodie
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Portal 2 Kids Hoodie
I always kinda admired how she ate lemons
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*Eats Lemon* Kids Hoodie
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Fistbumps Forever Kids Hoodie
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Now i have a Portal Gun Kids Hoodie
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Rainbow Space Core Kids Hoodie
It's your best friend from portal with a lovely spin!
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Lovely Companion Kids Hoodie
Looks like that turret needs a hand...
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Always Helpful Kids Hoodie
The Fairies help Aurora navigate the test chambers (and still fight over if she should be blue or pink).
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Once Upon a Portal Kids Hoodie
Rapunzel and Flynn use the portal gun to reach Pascal and the companion cube while Maximus looks on.
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Tangled in the Test Chamber Kids Hoodie
Be sure to follow all these derpy designs on http://facebook.com/holdtorun/ and be sure to follow @holdtorun on instagram!
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She heard there was cake! Kids Hoodie
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Combustible lemons Kids Hoodie
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Aperture Science Blue Kids Hoodie
MERRY CHRISTMAS LABS
ORDER NOW if you like.
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Merry Christmas Labs Kids Hoodie
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PortalMan Kids Hoodie
Combustible Lemon Warning Sign Kids Hoodie
A lil' lemon bird!
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Lemon Bird Kids Hoodie
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Aperture Laboratories Japan Kids Hoodie
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