You want to be the very best? Like no one ever was? Now you can, when you walk into your gym wearing this brand new Pokemon Go-themed T-Shirt! The Pokemon shirt to end all Pokemon shirts, you can impress and intimate everyone who's either just starting to play the popular Pokemon Go mobile app, or the unfortunate trainer who's brave (or dumb) enough to challenge for your home turf! Whether you're on Team Valor, Team Mystic, or Team Instinct, you will make them look good with your new shirt!
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