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This hilarious Dark Humor Vintage Graphic Shirt reads No body, No Conviction. Our cute, funny, and unique designs are printed professionally, and make great novelty gifts for him or her, young or old.

Yes he was!

Wear those words!

Pop Art Nihilist Kiss

PUBLIC LIBRARY TEES AVAILABLE

let's workout!

For when your days starts off bad and just keeps getting worse

Patron Saint of Macheticine

The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

OH NO! Poor guy! Artwork by Kerry Callen

Turn your friends into permanent works of art with this Lil' Home Tattoo Kit

Always be prepared!

Bone saw and stethoscope sold separately.

There's nothing funnier than a clown standing silently in the cemetary

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb

Run kids, run!

A complete guide to caring for the pet from Hell

I choose you!!

And if you listen very carefully every St Patrick's Day, you can hear the sound of his vomit splashing violently on the meadow.

I Like People, the Way I like My Tea ... in a bag ... underwater

You need some positivi-tea! And this cup of tea and teabag are going to give it to you! A cute tea gift for tea drinkers that love to be positive! If tea makes you feel great about the world then this is the gift for you. Perfect for tea drinkers, tea lovers or anyone tea crazy.

insect humour

Wait a minute! Those aren't chestnuts roasting on an open fire!

Funny sarcasm print.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

punny design

Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

Don't forget to take a break...

Maybe Today Satan ... Maybe Today. †

An illustration I did in 1993 for for the first issue of the underground comic with the same name.

begin the new year with a new perspective

This droid's got a bad motivator!

*** Limited Edition *** My First Shoplifting Experience - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

Play a hilarious prank on your friends with this real functioning 18th century cannon!