Joel Hodgson Kids Hoodies

Celebrating 30 years

As an MST3K fan, I grew up with the show and Crow was my favorite! I am doing some more fan shirts of the show and I wanted to start with him. I'll be putting up more in time so please check out my store for more MST3K fun!

Peer inside and take a quick tour of this iconic spaceship as it orbits the Earth in search of the universe's worst cinema.

Turn down your lights (where applicable)

Box art from a few classic episodes.

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Sit back and enjoy some bad (yet good to make fun of) movies with this Gizmonic Institute LOGO!

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

How much O'Keefe does this movie have? Miles.

Next Sunday A.D...

Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank

Todays experiment is a classic tv show that will live on forever, in the not too distant future aboard the Satellite of Love.

Mr. B Natural, classically skewered in one of the best MST3K segments ever, is honored in this new drawing.

Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

Color-separated image of Joel and the bots

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

Inspired by MST3K's riffing of The Unearthly starring Tor Johnson and others.

Grab some cereal! Your favorite riffers, Saturday Morning Cartoon style!

Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl! Pearl!

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

This Island Earth's greatest Metalunan

Sack of Monkeys in my pocket, My sister's ready to go!

Early publicity photo enhanced with a checkered Gizminics background

For most, Manos: Hands of Fate is their favorite MST3K episode, but Eegah holds a special place in my heart. "Watch out for snakes!" This is the Mystery Science Theater episode I can always rewatch.

Your favorite riffers in a 1930s cartoon style!

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe, one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Our Mitchell poster, with cut images and reviews! Leonard Maltin gave it 2½ stars…

The ultimate b movie battle!

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

Repeat to yourself, It's just a show...

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx