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Machete Kills Kids Hoodies

Tags: jaguar, rick-sanchez, rick, machete-kills, adult-swim

Jaguar Kills Kids Hoodie

by ursulalopez
$36 $30
Description

a parody.

Tags: retro, cassette, mashup, parody, danny-trejo

CACHETE Kids Hoodie

by arace
$36 $30

Tags: love, heart, valentines-day, valentine, valentines

Love Kills Kids Hoodie

by Vladadee
$36 $30
Description

You really, really don't F with MACHETE.

Tags: action, danny-trejo, movie, machete, cortez

MACHETE Kids Hoodie

by Kwamster
$36 $30
Description

Danny Trejo is a f#@kin' badass innit! If you disagree, I will literally fight you to the death.

Tags: cartoo, comics, hardcore, shredded, buff

Description

Hola kills

Tags: quentin-tarantino, cult-films, tortoga, wtf, crossover

Hola Kids Hoodie

by pigboom
$36 $30

Tags: schizophrenic, schizophrenia, phobia, unlucky, thirteen

Jason 13 Kids Hoodie

by Panosstamo
$36 $30
Description

Danny Trejo is so hard he even looks fuckin' nails in black and white.

Tags: irn-bru, scotland, wales, whales, brail

Description

inspired by Machete

Tags: top-selling, popular, quotes, mashup, parody

Machete logo Kids Hoodie

by buby87
$36 $30
Description

If Danny Trejo where to knock on your Door wanting to talk about tacos, would you slam the door in his face?

Trejovah's Witness Kids Hoodie

by jackbrimstone
$36 $30
Description

Based on the popular Snickers commercial starring Brady Bunch and Machete

Tags: brad-bunch, greg-brady, marcia-brady, marcia, desperdo

Machete Bunch Kids Hoodie

by sinistergrynn
$36 $30

Tags: parodymovie, parodytee, mashup, film, movie

Homero Beer Kids Hoodie

by Melonseta
$36 $30
Description

Parody of the movie machete kills and Clicks. (Playmobil)

Tags: george, dreemurr, peppa, zombieman, chara

Machete Klics Kids Hoodie

by Melonseta
$36 $30
Description

MACHETE'S TACOS

Tags: machete, machete-kills, danny-trejo, voorhees, 13th

MACHETE'S TACOS Kids Hoodie

by karmadesigner
$36 $30
Description

Stuntman Mike's Professional Stunt Driving School is your number one stop if you're serious about making it big as a Hollywood stuntman. He's got the chops to make you the kind of wheelman that makes Jason Statham look good. And if you plan on stopping by, make sure you find your way to Stuntman Mike's and not his brother's shitty place down the way, Stuntman Bob's. Drive hard!

Tags: stuntman-mike, death-proof, deathproof, jackie-brown, inglorious-basterds

Tags: mercenary, parody, mashup, machete, robert-rodriguez

Mercenary Kills Kids Hoodie

by Melonseta
$36 $30

Tags: danny-trejo, machete, machete-kills, professor-farnsworth, rodriguez

Bender Kill All Humans Kids Hoodie

by Melonseta
$36 $30
Description

Danny Trejo as a badass zombie. 'Nuff said...

Tags: the-walking-dead, halloween, danny-trejo, robert-rodriguez, from-dusk-till-dawn

Chingon Kids Hoodie

by blackdrawsstuff
$36 $30

Tags: cult-movies, movie-parody, 80s-movies, thirteen, classic-maniacs

Jason Kills Kids Hoodie

by Melonseta
$36 $30
Description

"There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him... No one can. People forget he's down there, waiting..." This design features a highly accurate, hand painted replica of Jason Voorhees famous hockey mask from the Friday The 13th films with the dead eyes of Jason himself peering out at you.

Tags: vintage, horror, hockey-mask-skull, 13th, 13

Friday The 13th Jason Mask Kids Hoodie

by JacobCharlesDietz
$36 $30
Description

watermelon anyone ???

Tags: movie, skull, pardoy, halloween, horror

Summer The 13th Kids Hoodie

by arace
$36 $30
Main Tag
Description

Gamers have spoken

Tags: geek, parody, nerd, gaming, guns-dont-kill-people-lag-kills-people

Description

Grungy titles from the film "Machete

Tags: art, nerd, woah-jonny, simple, mexican

Machete Kids Hoodie

by Woah_Jonny
$36 $30
Description

13

Tags: jason-vorhees, hockey-mask, camp-crystal-lake, fridaythe13th, friday-13th

13 Machete Kids Hoodie

by jbensch
$36 $30

Machete Order Kids Hoodie

by TrulyMadlyGeekly
$36 $30
Description

#427 for the Vancouver, WA based roller derby team The Storm City Roller Girls

Tags: voorhees, scrg, rollergirl, derby, horror

MACHETE Kids Hoodie

by SCRG
$36 $30
Description

After murderer Michael Myers escaped Smith's Grove Sanitarium and headed back to his hometown of Haddonfield, he got a word or two from Laurie's mouthy friend, Annie. This Hey Jerk Speed Kills t-shirt highlights the famous Halloween movie quote.

Tags: haddonfield, haddonfield-high-school, halloween, hey-jerk-speed-kills, horror

Tags: cars, paul-walker, vin-diesel, fast-and-furious, movie

The Speed Kills Me Kids Hoodie

by zurcnami
$36 $30

Tags: anime, pinocchio, disney, humor, funny

smoking kills Kids Hoodie

by Vinsse
$36 $30
Description

All kills

Tags: all-kills, dragon, super, anime, manga

All kills Kids Hoodie

by albertocubatas
$36 $30
Description

light on dark

Tags: guitar

This Machine Kills Facists Kids Hoodie

by MadeByMystie
$36 $30

Tags: popular, nerd, star-vs-the-forces-of-evil, animation, blonde-haired

Star kills them Kids Hoodie

by panchi
$36 $30
Description

Having sex in horror movies never ends well.

Sex kills Kids Hoodie

by PSYCHODELICCOMPANY
$36 $30
Description

The cold cruel truth about love and what it does to the weak hearted and insecure....on a fun tee!

Love Kills Kids Hoodie

by MammothChimp
$36 $30
Description

inspired by movies

Tags: big-boy, parody, nerd, geek, funn-y

Machete Tacos Kids Hoodie

by buby87
$36 $30
Description

racism kills t-shirt

Racism Kills Kids Hoodie

by Digz
$36 $30
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