Each purchase supports an independent artist.

Sort By:

Mermutt Kids Hoodies

Description

The other dogs think Sandy is a snob because he likes champagne. He only drinks it because the bubbles tickle his nose.

Tags: poodle, mermutts, dog, dogs, mermaid

Sandy the Poodle Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36

Tags: yorkie, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Ralph the Yorkie Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Bonker's a true Bostonian and spends most of his time hanging out around Faneuil Hall.

Tags: boston-terrier, mermutts, dog, dogs, mermaid

Bonker the Boston Terrier Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Definitely not a dog or cat but certainly worthy of Mermutt status! Rock on Santa!

Tags: christmas, santa-claus, mermaid

Santa Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

The first Mermutt. Taste and style, she has it all.

Tags: mermaid, dog, dogs, mermaids, beach

Bea the Princess Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Dixie is a fine southern dog who enjoys a glass of fine champagne most afternoons. She's a stickler for not drinking before 5 pm but she doesn't own a watch and can't tell time so if she's drinking, it's after 5.

Tags: weimaraner, dog, dogs, pet, mermaids

Description

Sidney loves red wine but it stains his fur pink so he prefers to drink it through a straw. This makes the wine go straight to his head but he quite likes the buzz.

Tags: schnauzer, mermutt, mermutts, dog, dogs

Description

Abby is a Westie with a taste for west coast wines. She's saving for a trip to Napa Valley one day.

Tags: westie, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Abby the Westie Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Buddy is an awesome dog and is very attached to his teddy. He wants to get teddy registered as a companion animal so they'll never be separated.

Tags: boxer, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Buddy the Boxer Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Truman prefers rose but his wine drinking friends laugh at him. He'll settle for a Pinot noir with a few ice cubes.

Tags: dachshund, dog, dogs, doxie, mermaid

Description

Mermutt Eugene wants you to know that he and all the Mermutts have your back. They stand with you no matter what!

Tags: safety, together, kidlitsafe, no-bigotry, no-sexism

You are Safe Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

No explanation needed.

Tags: ugly-christmas-sweater, christmas, ugly-sweater, chihuahua, dog

Description

Pixie suffers from an anxiety disorder which makes her pee when she meets someone new. Wine helps her deal with the problem - she still pees but wine makes her care less about it.

Tags: pomeranian, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Winston enjoys a fine glass of Port after dinner each night. He also likes cigars but his Mom won't let him smoke in the house.

Tags: bulldog, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Benny loves to play and chase his ball but after a few hours on the lawn with you there's nothing he likes better than a dry martini. Stirred, not shaken.

Tags: corgi, martini, beer, labrador, black-lab

Benny the Corgi Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Shelby tells her mermutt pals she is drinking Chablis but it's really grape juice. She does not trust her self control when she drinks wine.

Tags: doxie, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Shelby the Doxie Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Quincy loves James Bond films and he prefers his dry martinis shaken, not stirred.

Tags: beagle, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Quincy the Beagle Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Peetie means well but he's clumsy and full of energy. When left alone in the house for too long... pit happens!

Tags: pitbull, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Rock and roll mermutt.

Tags: hipster, blue, red, brown, teal

Guitar Playing Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Pookie looks like a trouble maker but he's afraid of his own shadow. Teddy makes him feel safe so he keeps it close.

Tags: teddy-bear, mermutt, mermutts, pets, pet

Description

Carson loves dog biscuits and red wine. Together. I know it sounds terrible but Carson says it is an acquired taste.

Tags: mermutt, geekwear, silly, puppy, meme

Carson the Doxie Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Lucy is a fine Scottish Terrier and loves nothing more than a 'wee dram' of single malt. Unfortunately, her mom only drinks white wine.

Tags: dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids, wine

Lucy the Scottie Mermutt Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Mazie loves Jessie's teddy bear but she won't give it up. Mazie's holding the tennis ball hostage in hopes of a trade one day.

Tags: jack-russell, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Monday is alway happy, even on Mondays. Her key to starting the week off right? A chilled glass of Chardonnay for breakfast.

Tags: dogs, dog, mermaid, mermaids, labrador

Tags: boston-terrier, mermutts, dog, dogs, mermaid

Description

Fred works the clean-up patrol. There's not a dinner plate, glass, or lasagna pan that's too much for him to handle. His favorite clean up happens during football games when his human gets distracted and that half empty beer mug calls his name.

Tags: basset-hound, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Friday is full of energy and eager to have you taste the new Chardonnay she picked up at Costco.

Tags: mermaid, dog, dogs, mermaids, beach

Description

Oswald is a loyal body guard 23 hours a day. The other hour he drinks a good German pilsner and does not want to be bothered.

Tags: shepherd, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Simon does not approve of beer or wine. His favorite beverage is hot cocoa - with a little brandy. Don't judge...

Tags: hot, saint-bernard, dog, dogs, mermaid

Description

Milo likes wine but it puts him to sleep. He'd rather stay up all night reading books so he only parties on the weekends.

Tags: jack-russell, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Jessie loves her teddy more than anything. Even more than you. Get over it already.

Tags: jack-russell, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Description

Buster's a big kid at heart and the dearest thing to his heart is the Teddy Bear he's had since he was a pup.

Tags: mermutt, mermutts, pets, pet, red

Description

Chester loves hanging out on the beach sporting his Hawaiian shirt and sipping a chilled Syrah. He's a chick magnet and he knows it.

Tags: chihuahua, dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids

Chester the Chihuahua Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Dexter can't decide if he's a white dog with black spots or a black dog with white spots. Either way, his favorite color is red.

Tags: dog, dogs, mermaid, mermaids, beach

Dexter the Dalmatian Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Haygood is a good boy. Until he's had a few beers. Then his name changes to "Hey dog, stop that!"

Tags: beer, labrador, black-lab, mermutt, mermutts

Haygood the Black Lab Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
Description

Skip and Buster do not drink wine but they are very fond of beer. They've been known to spend hours at the bar talking about the girls they've loved and the bones they've buried.

Tags: mermaids, dog, dogs, jack-russell, pug

Beer Buddy Mermutts Kids Hoodie

by abrushwithhumor
$36
close
or

Username will also be used as your store name.

or