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Offspring Kids Hoodies

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:)

Tags: cartoon, vintage, sketch, retro, womb

Embryo Kids Hoodie

by linesdesigns
$36

Tags: x-japan, btso, doodles, doodlesmusic, logo

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Sometimes kids just don't turn out right.

Tags: first-order, the-last-jedii, the-force-awakens, jedi, sith-lord

Unappreciative Offspring Kids Hoodie

by DavidWhaleDesigns
$36
Description

aawww but he's so cute!

Tags: toothless, dragon, dragons, cute, movie

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Kinda a redo of this minus them being shiny and babies already hatched. http://isapphirus.deviantart.com/art/Fire-and-Lightning-pride-Pokemon-502084263 I swear Zekrom's overly added lines is annoyyinnngg sometimes LOL. I'd rather draw Reshiram/Dialgia over him anyday. In this pic, Zekrom saved their babies from a dangerous fall from an earthquake. The two eggs are safelty warm in Zekrom's maw being warmed up by his Terravolt. No worries, they're safe! Yes, Resh is wearing a wedding ring and Zekrom bracelets on his head. Then it turns into the lady Reshiram saying "Ohhhh my hero" moment, and Male Zekrom is all manly about it and gets a loving huggie from his waifu. I love shipping these guys LOL

Tags: pokemon, black-and-white, dragons

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Every person is an original. Parents can be rightly proud. They are the creators and we have the perfect shirt for the offspring: "Original – © By Mom And Dad" Order now!

Tags: funny, all-rights-reserved, junior, toddler, born

Tags: child, children, youth, young, kid

A Child's Laughter Kids Hoodie

by kylewillis
$36
Description

Every person is an original. Parents can be rightly proud. They are the creators and we have the perfect shirt for the offspring: "Original – © By Mom And Dad" Order now!

Tags: funny, all-rights-reserved, junior, toddler, born

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I'm so sorry to inform all of you that my son, Evan Jr., passed away earlier last week. Losing a loved one is never easy, especially when that loved one is your retarded son, Evan Jr. I will try to remember the good times. I remember how Evan used to drool all over the couch and i would smack his macrocephalic head and say, "No Evan, no!". I also remember how when I wasn't looking, he would go into the kitchen and turn on our gas stove and he would just sit there and suck in the fumes. As soon as I would smell the gas, I would race into the kitchen and toss Evan into the living room. Above all else, Evan loved eating my spare change. I kept my change in a jar by my bed, and Evan was always getting into it. Opening the lid of that jar was one of the few advanced motor functions that he could perform. Pennies were his favorite. On numerous occasions, I was forced to take Evan to the E.R. to get a dollar and some change pumped out of his stomach. The doctor told me that if he kept eating coins, he would eventually lose his life, but unfortunately I didn't take the advice to heart. I just loved the vacant look that would spread across his fucked up face whenever he would shove a fistful of change into his mouth. I was deeply saddened to come home from work one day only to find my dear Evan Jr. face-down and lifeless on the living room floor, his belly filled with about $30 worth of pennies, nickels, and dimes (my family doesn't believe in quarters). I had hidden my change jar, but I think he sniffed out the pennies. I thought he would be responsible enough to be left home alone. I thought that he could manage himself. I thought he would have the sense to stop eating at around fifteen bucks, but I was wrong. The cheapest child-sized coffin at Carolina Joe's Crematorium Emporium cost $300, so I can't even afford a coffin for my sweet little angle. Evan always hated fire, so cremation isn't an option. Until I sell enough of this merchandise to afford a coffin, Evan Jr. will remain inside of a Hefty brand trash bag in the bed of my truck. He's doing a number on my gas mileage. $30 may not be a whole lot of money, but it sure made Evan heavy. Thoughts and prayers are welcome, God bless.

Tags: please-buy, i-miss-you, tragedy, mentally-handicapped, retarded

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"Hope is the little voice you hear whisper 'maybe' when it seems the world is shouting 'no.'" ― Anonymous http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: teamdliweek168, hope, beaker, lab, fetus

Circle Of Life Kids Hoodie

by ArtisticDyslexia
$36
Main Tag

Tags: symbol, graphic, flames, black, design

The punishpring Kids Hoodie

by absolemstudio
$36
Description

Favorite Nephew

Tags: favorite-nephew, boy, happy, child, kid

Favorite Nephew Kids Hoodie

by AlondraHanley
$36
Description

Happy teddy bear raising his arms

Tags: teddy bear, teddy, bear, avatar, baby

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