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Silent Bob Kids Hoodies

Description

Jay & Silent Bob found out, in Dogma, to their dismay, that the Chicago suburb-town of Shermer, Illinois, was actually an entirely fictional place, dreamed up by the master of the 80s teen comedy/drama - John Hughes. Many of the films he wrote or directed were set in the same fictitious universe. In a 1999 interview he revealed the scale of this "Shermer-verse". 15 years worth of notebooks detailed how Ferris Bueller (FB's Day Off) was friends with Sam Baker (16 Candles), John Bender (The Breakfast Club) lived three doors down from Del Griffiths (Planes, Trains & Automobiles) and so on. What a shame his untimely death meant we did not get to see this 'verse expanded upon. The bulldog mascot was briefly mention in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the names at the bottom of the shirt are all Shermer High School alumni from the films: Home Alone, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Uncle Buck, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Sixteen Candles & Weird Science

Tags: science, john-hughes, shermer, illinois, chicago

Description

even in the Zombie Apocalypse, not Even Jersey is safe.

Tags: dogma, silent-bob, mallrats, jason-mewes, kevin-smith

Jay and Zombie Bob Kids Hoodie

by jackbrimstone
$36
Description

Snootchie Bootchies, little Nootchies! What better way to rep your favorite dank duo than with this stylish "Snootch To The Nootch" design?

Tags: 420, stoner, kevin-smith, chronic, bluntman

Snootch to the Nootch Kids Hoodie

by MouthpieceDesigns
$36
Description

Just don't go ass to mouth.

Tags: kevin-smith, mallrats, jason-mewes, dogma, silent-bob

Moobys: I'm eating it! Kids Hoodie

by metacortexpod4
$36
Description

The Golgothan shit demon from Dogma

Tags: ben-affleck, matt-damon, azrael, jason-mewes, mallrats

Golgothan Kids Hoodie

by wyattd
$36
Description

Look Kids! It's the New Jersey Puck Knockers! [Applause] For hockey fans and skivvy stoners alike, this jersey-style design will be sure to knock everyone's...socks off.

Tags: mallrats, chronic, chasing-amy, comic-books, cock-knocker

Puck Knockers Kids Hoodie

by MouthpieceDesigns
$36
Description

As worn by Randall in Clerks

Tags: dogma, chasing-amy, movie, kevin-smith, silent-bob

Ranger Danger Kids Hoodie

by metacortexpod4
$36
Description

A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

Tags: jason-mewes, silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats, podcast

Not even supposed to Kids Hoodie

by TheBurbsMinute
$36

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, snoochie-boochies, snoogans, mallrats, kevin-smith

Snoochie Boochies Kids Hoodie

by blakely737
$36
Description

Scoundrels and Nerf Herders! Naga Nootch!

Tags: kevin-smith, silent-bob, jason-mewes, jay-and-silent-bob, dogma

NERF HERDER 4 LIFE Kids Hoodie

by ideeddido2
$36
Description

This shirt is tight! Like the back of a Volkswagen.

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, fashionable-male, mallrats, clerks

Description

Snootchie Bootchies!

Tags: clerks, kevin-smith, jay-and-silent-bob, dogma, silent-bob

Description

Parody of the Clerks logo with "jerk" text

Tags: clerks-logo, fanboys-anonymous, fanboys, parody, films

Jerk (Clerks Logo) Kids Hoodie

by FanboysAnonymous
$36

Tags: marijuana, rst, slackers, lasagne, jedi

Quick Stop Groceries Kids Hoodie

by MindsparkCreative
$36
Description

Who's the friend to the king of all the monkeys? Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?

Mooby's Kids Hoodie

by ezfett
$36
Description

Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

Tags: fanboys-anonymous, fanboys, parody, film-quotes, films

Description

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Tags: dante, kevin-smith

Description

"Say...would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Description

This was a “Descreeto Burrito” McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in the standard size.

Tags: nerd, funny, cool, retro, vector

Description

This was a "Descreeto Burrito" McGuffen from the 3rd Episode of the Clerks: Animated Series in a wide format.

Tags: nerd, funny, cool, retro, vector

Description

Doug and Anthony as Jay and Bob

Tags: nostalgia, halloween, hockey-mask, fridaythethirteenth, robert-smith

Friday I'm In Love Kids Hoodie

by NostalgiaTShirts
$36
Description

Your mother's a tracer!

Tags: clerks, kevin-smith, chasing-amy, mallrats, comics

Tracer Kids Hoodie

by ZombieMedia
$36
Description

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They’re a little melty but damn are they exquisite!

Tags: mallrats, brodie, bruce, chocolate, covered

Description

available for birthdays and childrens parties.

Tags: kevin-smith, view-askew, jay-and-silent-bob, chasing-amy, mallrats

Tags: clerks-movie, clerks-minute, jay-and-silent-bob, kevin-smith, view-askew

Description

The Clerks Minute logo using the letters from fellow Movies by Minutes podcasts.

Tags: mxm, clerks-minute

Tags: lightsaber, star-wars, kevin-smith, chronic, bluntman

The Blunt and Chronic Kids Hoodie

by moneybagswayne
$36

Tags: clerks-movie, clerks-minute, jayandsilentbob, jay-and-silent-bob, kevin-smith

Description

MAGIC EYE SAILBOAT

Tags: jay-and-silent-bob, clerks, chasing-amy, kevin-smith, sailboat

IT'S A SAILBOAT. Kids Hoodie

by YourLuckyTee
$36
Description

Bob Ross was zen before zen was zen. This Bob Ross head reveals a tranquil Bob Ross scene and features his philosophy on art (and life).

Tags: no-mista, bob-ross-b, happy-acc, zen-q, bob-ross-quotes

Tags: krauts, kraut, sauerkraut, bratwurst, nazis

Description

THE MALL IN MALLRATS

Tags: i-love-the-smell-of-commerce, chasing-amy, minnesota, commerce, brody

THE MALL Kids Hoodie

by YourLuckyTee
$36
Description

A design from the best faux geek band's greatest concert!

Tags: comics, movies, movie, comic, sexbobomb

We are Sex Bob-Omb! Kids Hoodie

by blairjcampbell
$36
Description

Make people believe you got Stan Lee to sign your shirt

Tags: cosplay, fanboy, lee, stan, comics

Description

'There's only one Lord for me… Star Lord!' Check out this awesome design inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy's standout character mashed-up in to a quasi-religious parody tee! This vibrant tee features a buddy-christ/Jesus Star Lord giving you the thumbs up for the support. Praise The Lord! You can get this hilarious parody shirt today, only from Maniac Youth!

Tags: comic, made-with-love, pun, geeky-humor, humour

Praise The Lord Kids Hoodie

by myohmy_Design
$36
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