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Slothfox Kids Hoodies

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A tee for those who are either a really big fan of my work or just love the idea of a sloth riding a fox.

Tags: humor, fans, hipster, quotes, enjoy

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Gandalf Wants You...to Join the Middle Earth Air Corps. Parody tee inspired by Gandalf the Grey's famous last phrase "Fly you Fools." Enjoy!

Tags: lord-of-the-rings, gandalf, gandalf-the-grey, planes, military

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It Is Well With My Sole Shoe Repair was founded 100 years after its namesake hymn was first published. This fictitious cobbler offers the best quality in handcrafted footwear. Enjoy!

Tags: funny, vintage, typography, shoe, pun

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Until I reached the ripe old age of seven I was under the impression that the National Anthem was written as an explanation of the American origin story to an immigrant named Jose. Thus the opening line, “Jose can you see by the dawn's early light?”

Tags: song, america, fireworks, patriotic, national

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Have you ever sat and pondered what ole' Master Yoda was doing on Dagobah while he was waiting for Luke to stumble upon his cave? Well, ponder no more! He started his very own coffee company. You just can't beat force lighting roasted beans. Enjoy!

Tags: star-wars, sci-fi, yoda, jedi, coffee

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Captain Fish Face has sailed the seven seas for nigh four decades aboard his vessel, The Tuna Dancer. Modeled the tee design after the quintessential sea captain portrait. Enjoy!

Tags: animal, fish, fisherman, captain, ocean

The Sea Captain Kids Hoodie

by Slothfox
$36
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This design originated from an accidental pun that occurred while scoping out the doughnut selection at a party. Enjoy!

Tags: dance, donuts, donut, humor, music

Tags: humor, funny, deer, nature, outdoor

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A little-known fact is that octopi can shower eight times faster than humans, but they are rather partial to shower caps.

Tags: animal, humor, octopus, wash, shower

Octo-wash Kids Hoodie

by Slothfox
$36
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Design inspired by an East Coast Road trip and all the truly unique names that belonged to the Chinese Buffets along the way.

Tags: humor, doughnuts, dragon, dragons, asian-food

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Poe me some Joe, because we're all a little morbid without coffee. Enjoy!

Tags: vintage, barista, funny, pun, coffee

Poe Me Some Joe Kids Hoodie

by Slothfox
$36
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The element of Surprisium, the most important element...well other than oxygen and carbon and (sigh)...I digress.

Tags: design, element, humor, retro, vintage

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Have you ever been hiking while carrying WAY too Much? Well, imagine having that problem as an elk...with a Kayak!

Tags: funny, elk, kayak, camping, outdoors

Tags: chopsticks, resturant, asian, kungfu, martial-arts

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Captain Fish Face has sailed the seven seas for nigh four decades aboard his vessel, the Tuna Dancer. I modeled the design after the quintessential sea captain portrait. Enjoy!

Tags: humor, vintage, funny, animal, fish

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