Tired of the same old gaycations? Then travel to beautiful Jupiter! This is a gas giant that isn't afraid of showing off it's bubbly side. The days are only 9 hours long, which means you get to enjoy Jupiter's famous nightlife every 4.5 hours! That's how it works, right? Right! Meet a handsome local on one of Jupiter's many fabled beaches. Enjoy the indigenous cuisine. Or relax at one of Jupiter's luxurious five-star resorts. Warning: Jupiter's atmospheric conditions may not be suitable for all species, so speak to your doctor and decide if a Jupiter vacation is right for you. Jupiter: number five from the sun, number one in our hearts.