"An elderly man in a fedora pushed two full carts into my lane. They were both filled to the brim. He bought 52 12-packs of Mountain Dew. 12 were diet. He repeatedly told me he was 80 years old. As I handed him his receipt, he leaned in and whispered, “I’m going to get DRUNK.” He pointed at his carts, smiled at me, and scurried away with his definitively alcoholic purchase. I wonder if he knows. I wonder if he cares."
First piece of Target Retales merch and I LOVE how this turned out! This man is my personal hero and I think we should all wear his face proudly.
Courtesy of http://saracastically.tumblr.com/
Looking at a sticker I handed her son, a woman remarked, “This dog has bunny ears,” in the same tone of voice one would say, “This sinful atrocity is a zoological nightmare!”
The second place winner of my Target Retales design contest! Catch the artist here: https://www.gacreblin.com/