Xmas Story Kids Hoodies

My grandfather and I are huge fans, it's a tradition to watch it every year.

A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

It's a major award!

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Pink Nightmare- Christmas Story

Great shirt for the holidays! Lil' Shu dressed up in the pink bunny suit. Great for fans of the Xmas Story.

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

...because the 1980's and ugly holiday sweaters go together like child warriors and luck dragons.

You'll shoot your eye out

TRUE STORY

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

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Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our funny "Fra-Gee-Lay - Christmas Story - Leg Lamp" tee! This funny t-shirt inspired by the classic Christmas movie features a leg lamp with a soft glow of electric sex and the caption "Fra-Gee-Lay", which everyone knows is Italian for fragile. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this leg lamp tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of Ralphie's charm to your winter outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Xmas tee!

Ralph wants you to wear it.

May as well make light of our socially distanced pandemic Christmas...

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Knit Pattern

Vintage 90s Reindeer Bro Vibes

Everyone's favorite pink nightmare reimagined by Animator/ Illustrator Noel Saabye.

Great shirt for the holidays! Lil' Shu dressed up in the pink bunny suit. Great for fans of the Xmas Story.

TRUE STORY

A Christmas story

Dear Santa It's Actually A Funny Story

Merry Christmas" is a joyous holiday greeting that celebrates the spirit of love, giving, and togetherness during the festive season. It's a warm and heartfelt way to wish others a happy and festive holiday filled with happiness and goodwill.

It came from Aunt Clara.......

So help me, yellow eyes!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Funny Gift Pixel Design That Look Like An Ugly Christmas Sweater.

dear santa its actually a funny story was designed with love and care for you

Embrace the nostalgia of youthful aspirations with our 'Red Ryder BB Gun' T-shirt. This design pays homage to the iconic firearm, forever etched in the memories of those who dreamed of owning one during their childhood. Perfect for fans of classic Americana and those who appreciate the whimsy of youthful fantasies. Get your tee and wear a piece of timeless nostalgia with pride

Vintage - merry christmas i am here to tell the story

A Major Award from your favorite Christmas movie.

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid! Merry Christmas. HO HO HO!" Here is my homage to that scene with poor Ralphie getting the boot from Santa as he swirls down the slide.

oh fudge

He had yellow eyes!

Design inspired by the classic Christmas movie: A Christmas Story. Ralphie holding a candy cane and Christmas gifts. A snowball thrown at his face making him loose his hat and drop the gifts.