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First President Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirts

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While he was our nation’s actual first president, few people know about Andrew James Buttsmore. Born in Feb 13th, 1730; Buttsmore would become the First President of the United States, but would soon be stricken from history by an embarrassed and ungrateful country. After his horrific and untimely death on April 29th, 1789, Congress would appoint a young taffy puller named Georgie Washaton as 1st Runner Up President. Buttsmore was born with a rare birth defect, which would ultimately lead Congress’s choice to erase him from history after his death. It was thought that the fledgling America would not survive the world’s ridicule over their first leader. After striking him from history the Persona of “The Father of Our Country: George Washington” was created. Andrew James Buttsmore died in 1789 from a defect related disease known as “Cranial Dysentery”, He was survived by his husband Benjamin Franklin and their horse/love slave Juniper. xaq-industries.com

Tags: conspiracy, cover-up, conspiracy-theory, new-world-order, illuminati

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Check Out Our Designs Here: smarturl.it/rockbottommerch

Tags: homer-simpson, homer-simpsons, homer, tony-montana, simpson

First You Get The Sugar Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by rockbottomaustralia
$24 $18

Tags: george, washington, american-revolution, first-president

Washington Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by LISTERGALLERY
$24 $18
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The first president knows how to party.

Tags: washington, george, george-washington, president, president-washington

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George Washington Unicorn

Tags: unicorn, george-washington-memorial, horse, unicorny, parody

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Your Mom - Funny George Washington Quote. This offensive but funny sarcasm quote attributes Your Mom insults to the classical Founding Father and American President, George Washington, one of the major contributors to American history.

Tags: george-washington-american-president, george-washington-quote, quotes, funny, quote

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Our mascot, General George Washington lives on in our hearts and now on our t-shirts.

Tags: first-president, founding-father, spirit-of-76, fireworks, fireworks-old-school

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President George Washington had 99 problems, but a king wasn't one.

Tags: historical-figure, history-memes, history-meme, george-wasgington, george-washington-celebrating-4th-of-july

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Spirit of '76 logo in all white.

Tags: firecrackers, fourth-of-july, fireworks

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The Griffin Passant Streetwear is a unique kind of design work, derivative of Japanese style streetwear and artwork. It encompasses many different levels of popular culture,music, movies, television, art and current events. Inspired by the everyday and the everywhere of life on Earth. Trying to bridge the gap between the mundane and the extraordinary.

Tags: us-president, american, american-revolution, fashion, clothing

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As it sounds

Tags: virtual-reality, oculus-rift, vr, headset, goggles

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"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

Tags: 70s, vintage, knife, kids-book, funny

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Revolution fight for your right !

Tags: i-cant-breathe, exercise, black-lives-matter, workout, first-president

Revolution Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by adamanartwork
$24 $18

Tags: you, humor, make-america-great-again, making-america-great-again, for-president-2016

Tags: the-walking-dead, rick-and-morty, sheriff, twd, walking

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Tulsi Gabbard for President 2020

Tags: tulsi-gabbard-for-president-2020, tulsi-gabbard, for-prosident, tulsigabbard2020, tulsi2020

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inspired by movies

Tags: karate-kid, the-karate-kid, mr-miyagi, karate, martial-arts

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As the survivors are struggling against Negan and his forces there’s only one man who can give them a command so they can rise up.

Tags: the-walking-dead, rick-grimes, rick-grimes-for-president, hamilton, george-washington

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What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

Tags: alternate-history, pirate, george-washington, eagle, cherry-tree

Tags: art, money, cash, dollar, dollars

Dollar Bill Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by LISTERGALLERY
$24 $18
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America's first truly environmental president - and one who has a proclamation of only three words, in an exclusive order. Just don't call his Vice President a raccoon, and I'm sure we'll all get on fine.

Tags: groot, tree, president, 2016, election

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First in war, first in peace, first in being digitized and transmitted to a digital frontier.

Tags: nerd, geek, funny, movies, parody

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Just two presidents kicking it old school. Only a fist bump for liberty can bring them together for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Tags: lol, president, presidential, first-president, george-washington

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a hamilton/star wars crossover!

Tags: hamilton, star-wars

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George Washington as a centaur

Tags: centaurs, horses, horse, centaur, washington-dc

A-MARE-ica Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by ginandcats
$24 $18

Tags: hamilton, declaration-of-independence, burr, ben-franklin, thomas-jefferson

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United States of America - One Dollar Bill featuring the First POTUS George Washington.

Tags: one-dollar-bill, dollar, dollars, dollar-bill, george-washington

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First Goomba? Yeah, I did, too…

Tags: supermario, mario-bros, super-mario-bros, nes, funny

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Cthulhu for President 2016 No More Lives Vote for the greater of lesser evils this election. Learn more at VoteCthulhu.com

Tags: cthulhu, cthulhu-for-president, cthulhuforpresident, lovecraft, election

Tags: digimon-adventure, agumon, greymon, digital-monsters, tai

Tags: never-gonna-give-you-up, hoodierick, comedy, satire, funny

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George Washington's going home in this rad new Banksy/Hamilton mashup tee!

Tags: hamilton, banksy-flower-thrower, banksy-syle, banksy, banksy-mashup

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Harambe For President T-Shirt - vote Harambe for President 2016. Harambe the Gorilla is the change candidate. Support Harambe with this dank meme design today!

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