Cheese Pun Kids T-Shirts
If I were to open a restaurant, there would not be a single dish that wasn’t pun related. This is my burger menu: Sir Lanshallot // Sir Lancelot. Olive-r Twist // Oliver Twist. Fried and Prejudice // Pride and Prejudice. A Beet-Car Named Desire // A Streetcar Named Desire. Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese // Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This). Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin’ A-Chive // Stayin’ Alive. License to Kale // License to kill. Ham-let // Hamlet. War and Peas // War and Peace. The Corn Supremacy // The Bourne Supremacy. New Yolk City // New York City. Avocadon’t Worry, Be Happy // Don’t worry, be happy.
Tags: food pun, humourous, humour, funny, pun
Boom jim jam get on up and move out of the way. big boy rolling through and if you don't fit the bill, you don't got nooothing to worry about! He's in a good mood tonight though he may be a little tired i think he's drunk, but he's doing his job. His hairs getting shaggy and he's really feeling up to it.
Tags: ningeros, five-nights-at-freddys-2, vagene, trap-house, squad-car
REALLY NOT KIDDING. Please, please just, just do what he says okay! It's not worth it. He's more serious than I thought. Do you see how big that gun he's holding is? oh my god. Please just stay still you have a family. You're not captain america or something, this is real life and he will KILL you.
Tags: gun, guns, republican, gun-owner, holiday
ooh! well it doesn't look like Cheese mouse wants to mess around today! there's no reason to worry, just stay still and he won't have any reason to hurt you. He's not here to take lives he just wants the money! Your money is federally insured so you won't lose a dime! Just be mindful and don't try to be a hero, that's not your job!
Tags: comedy, nostalgia, halloween, the-funny-thing-is, humor