Cisco Han Shot First Kids T-Shirts

There are people out there who haven't had the privilege of experiencing the original trilogy, at least not through official channels. Why? Because they were born too late and it hasn't been released on blu ray without the silly special edition scenes. Some of us vintage geeks remember, though, and fondly reminisce about a more civilized age.

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9 out of 10 stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy nerfherders agree.

Han Shot First

The Smuggler Who Shots First

Did Han REALLY shoot first? NO! The great Georges Méliès was one of the cinema's very first directors. He shot first! And now you can proudly wear the proof – our very own custom design. Be the envy of your friends! Movie nerds, film fans, and cinephiles the world over need this T-shirt. Get yours today!

Han Shot First.

Cool illustration of Han Solo's Blaster

You hear a blast and when the smoke clears, Greedo drops dead. The key there was that you heard ONE BLAST. If Greedo shot first, you'd hear two shots.

Oops… did I shoot first? Again?

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Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey.

That's what it says, in Aurabesh. If you know what that means & you like obscure jokes, this might be perfect for you.

Insect versions of my favourite star wars characters

Cisco Ramon Flash - Keep Calm and Han Shot First colorful design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. Design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

Keep Calm and Han Shot First - Cisco Ramon Flash - Keep Calm and Han Shot First - Funny colorful design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. Design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

A twist on the classic "Han Shot First" debate with some of Jim Henson's first Muppet characters — Wilkins & Wontkins!

Fictional (but legendary) punk icons Mynökhead bring us their new LP "Han Shot First"

Han shot first.

One of the lesser known conspiracies surrounding the JFK assassination is that he actually shot Greedo first, so the CIA had to assassinate him. or something.

Any self-respecting nerd knows Han didn't shoot first, because Greedo never shot, at all! Reject the ret-con! Separate yourself from the poseurs, and show you're a true Star Wars Fan!

The first entry in a series that has been rattling around in my brain where Abraham Lincoln is Han Solo

What do you yell when you shot first?? Maclunkey of course!

Let your voice be heard in the debate that rocked "a galaxy far, far away". "Han Shot First" combines love for classic Science Fiction/Pop-culture and classic old school tattoo flash.

We are always so obsessed with remembering that Han shot first, but we all forget that Indiana Jones did the same thing to that evil swordsman. Make sure you get the message out there that our favorite adventuring archaeologist isn't that much different from our favorite scruffy-looking nerf herder.

Koona T'Chuta Solo?

Maybe not historically speaking, but so what.

Simple design featuring the words 'Han Shot First' in the star wars alphabet Aurebesh

GREEDO

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Cisco Ramon Flash - Keep Calm and Han Shot First colorful design fitting for man and woman who loves funny quotes. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves funny quotes. Design is also fitting in time for Valentine's day, or New year.

Fictional (but legendary) punk icons Mynökhead bring us their new LP "Han Shot First"

Spoiler - it was Han, but I still would like to see more of Greedo.

Who can forget Jungle Wars, Episode 4 (A Gnu Hope) and the valiant exploits of scoundrel Hippo Solo? For so long there was a controversy, but no matter how much the films are digitally altered, we all know that the Hippo shot first. (And that's why so many people seem to shoot at hippos, particularly Skippers on Disney's Jungle Cruise ride)