Collider Kids T-Shirts

Large Hadron Collider sern art poster.

A beautifully simple mathematical equation – The standard model lagrangian. Expanded out in all its gory details, this equation allows you to calculate everything other than Gravity that happens in the universe. If you want to know why the sky is blue, why nuclei stick together, in principle, you can calculate it from this equation. Check out more physics T shirts here

Huge blue planet about to collide with another, space chaos on a normal day in the universe.

A beautifully simple mathematical equation – The standard model lagrangian. Expanded out in all its gory details, this equation allows you to calculate everything other than Gravity that happens in the universe. If you want to know why the sky is blue, why nuclei stick together, in principle, you can calculate it from this equation. Check out more physics T shirts here

Charge particles tracks.

This was created by one of our fans, Diego, after we defeated the titans of trivia, Critically Acclaimed in the Ultimate Schmoedown Tournament. Bernie, would be proud.

Elvis Canaveral Once Jumped 23 Universes lined end to end.

Collider - Fractal Visionary - Alien - Manafold Art

the title says it all

Higgs boson. Computer artwork showing a Higgs boson particle, which was formed by the collision of two protons, decaying into two photons. The Higgs boson is thought to give other particles mass. The first sighting of it was announced by scientists at CERN on 4th July 2012.

Simulated detection of Higgs boson. Computer simulation of an event in which the decay of a Higgs boson produces four muons (white tracks). The muons, along with countless other particles (yellow tracks and red dots), are produced in a head-on collision between two protons. The Higgs boson is a localised clustering in the Higgs field that permeates space; local distortions of the field are thought to be the way that particles gain mass. This image shows how the Higgs boson might be seen in the CMS detector on the Large Hadron Collider, which is due to start operation at CERN, the European particle physics laboratory outside Geneva, in 2007-2009.

Our tribute to CERN and the Large Hardron Collider. Let’s smash some protons and find out the intricacies of Nature. Seriously though, do not run into people wearing this t shirt at or nearly at the speed of light.

Particle accelerator patent 1934

Researcher standing in one end of the CMS (Compact Muon Solenoid) detector at CERN (the European particle physics laboratory) near Geneva, Switzerland, during maintenance. The CMS detector sits around the large hadron collider (LHC), CERN's highest energy particle accelerator. In July 2012 it was announced that the CMS and ATLAS (a torodial LHC apparatus) experiments at the LHC had detected a Higgs boson particle for the first time. The Higgs boson is thought to give other particles mass.

Surprisingly the field of particle physics poses a handful of existential threats, not just for us humans, but for everything alive on Earth – and in some cases, the entire universe. Poking around on the frontier of scientific understanding has its risks.

Black hole event, ATLAS detector montage. Illustration of a 'black hole' event, combined with a photograph of the ATLAS detector at CERN. ATLAS (A Toroidal LHC Apparatus) is one of seven particle detectors constructed at CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC). The LHC, the world's largest and most powerful particle collider, began operating in 2008 at CERN, the European particle physics laboratory. Results from ATLAS, the size of a 5-storey building, helped discover a particle consistent with the Higgs boson in 2012. Microscopic black holes produced in particle collisions here would decay immediately into many particles (tracks shown). Photographed on 23 April 2014.

Hi, I'm from the old Earth. Mandela Effect survivor.

Pick up an exclusive LTTP design created by Bryan Ward. Our signature opening line was first made famous by an old hermit in a galaxy far far away.

Elementary particle of matter.

Particle accelerator patent 1934

Have you had an accident at work? Call the particle collision helpline. A design with an illustration showing two particles colliding as they do at CERN's large hadron collider.

This is the main logo for the youtube channel Late to the Party. Created by Bryan Ward.

Support Josh Macuga (ME!) on his quest to be the next host of Jeopardy! Spread the word, spread the hashtag #JoshMacuga4Jeopardy and enjoy the run!

This design was created by our friend and fellow Schmoedown competitor, Jeannine of G9Design.

Higgs boson event. Graphic of a transverse section through a detector showing one of the numerous particle collision events recorded during the search for the Higgs boson. This event (a proton-proton collision) was recorded with the ATLAS (A Toroidal LHC Apparatus) detector on 10 June 2012. The collision produced two muon pairs (red tracks). This is part of the enormous amount of data collected to enable confirmation of the theories being tested. In the Standard Model, the Higgs boson is used to explain why particles have mass. CERN (the European particle physics laboratory) announced the Higgs boson discovery on 4 July 2012.