Conspiracy Theory Kids T-Shirts

a parody of the famous show's logo, "ancient aliens"

The X-Files

A design based on the eye in the pyramid, and a quote from Robert Anton Wilson's books 'The Illuminatus Trilogy' , the all seeing eye

While he was our nation’s actual first president, few people know about Andrew James Buttsmore. Born in Feb 13th, 1730; Buttsmore would become the First President of the United States, but would soon be stricken from history by an embarrassed and ungrateful country. After his horrific and untimely death on April 29th, 1789, Congress would appoint a young taffy puller named Georgie Washaton as 1st Runner Up President. Buttsmore was born with a rare birth defect, which would ultimately lead Congress’s choice to erase him from history after his death. It was thought that the fledgling America would not survive the world’s ridicule over their first leader. After striking him from history the Persona of “The Father of Our Country: George Washington” was created. Andrew James Buttsmore died in 1789 from a defect related disease known as “Cranial Dysentery”, He was survived by his husband Benjamin Franklin and their horse/love slave Juniper. xaq-industries.com

If there is a creature alive beneath the waters of Loch Ness, just what exactly could it be? Theories abound and hoaxes come and go, but the legend of Nessie lives on. Is she merely a crafty plesiosaur that somehow survived through the ages? Or she is just some kind of fish mutated by the effluent from the nearby haggis packing factory?

a funny alien inspired design

You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!

It's not aliens or conspiracy theories that has "Toothless" in a nerdy rage, it's the fact that you're keeping the curiosity door closed. Open it!

~Hail to Eris~ -from the Principia Discordia What We Know About ERIS (not much) The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity--She was shown as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her Bosom. Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms. One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of indigestion, you know." this says noting about the Shirt.. thats why there is a picture :)

Make Earth Great Again! Propaganda for the alien visitor Trump, inspired by the 80s tv show!

Want Dinner? Call X-Files Express! The food is out there!

Is there something that history's not telling us? ;-)

TRUST NO ONE

Funny Flat Earth Society meme shirt. For those who are above the conspiracy and know the truth.

Maybe Agent Dana Scully could find the truth if she had more eyes

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Banner t-shirt for The PARANOIA Podcast!

Is the truth really out there? Are aliens visiting Planet Earth? Make a statement with this thought provoking design, assured to turn heads human and otherwise!

PARANOIA MAGAZINE has been BLOWING MINDS since 1992!

'We give them happiness, they give us authority."

Something simple and fun I thought of creating Hope you like ^w^

Rethink Science - If there is a puzzle piece that doesn't fit, then the picture is wrong - no matter how old or popular. For seekers of truth!

The Illuminati is everywhere

Whether you are concerned about the evil dangers of chemtrails or if you believe these are nothing but the harmless aftermath of jet exhaust, we can all agree that these skinny lines streaking the sky are U-G-L-Y! The Coalition to Keep Clouds Fluffy wants your support to do away with skinny clouds no matter what their cause and/or purpose. Fluffy clouds forever!!!

You know Conspiracy Bot for Hysteria 51 Podcast. You know he is a Gigantic Asshole. Now tell the world!

GOLDBREG is BACK

Who doesn't want to be a kid again? Better yet, a super-powered tween who loves to eat waffles all day long. Sign me up!

An UN-officially updated United Nations Logo map of the world. Note that this U.N. Logo hasn't been changed from the original in any meaningful way. In this version, the perfectly matching flat earth map is simply overlaid in place to add 'extra color' :)