Drunk Santa Kids T-Shirts
Celebrate the holiday with this super adorable The X-Files sweater! Featuring Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, The Lone Gunmen, John Doggett, Monica Reyes, CSM, Walter Skinner, Flukeman, and of course William & Daggoo! We want to believe that Santa is out there! And we will find him using Skinner's unofficial channels!
Tags: thexfiles-christmas, thex-files, langly, frohike, byers
"An elderly man in a fedora pushed two full carts into my lane. They were both filled to the brim. He bought 52 12-packs of Mountain Dew. 12 were diet. He repeatedly told me he was 80 years old. As I handed him his receipt, he leaned in and whispered, “I’m going to get DRUNK.” He pointed at his carts, smiled at me, and scurried away with his definitively alcoholic purchase. I wonder if he knows. I wonder if he cares." First piece of Target Retales merch and I LOVE how this turned out! This man is my personal hero and I think we should all wear his face proudly. Courtesy of http://saracastically.tumblr.com/
Tags: tom grennell, target, saracastically, mountain dew
This parody of a soda favorite features St. Nick delivering toys to all the good boys and girls'. Are you on the Nice or Naughty list? You will be the Christmas favorite with this funny tshirt design. *GET YOURS TODAY. AND MAKE SURE TO SHARE WITH ALL THE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST*
Tags: snow, child, children, santa-claus, winter