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Ladies and gentlemen… Sir Elton Hercules John.
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Elton Kids T-Shirt
B-B-B-Benny and the jets fuel can't melt steel beams motherfucker.
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Bennie and the Jets Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams Kids T-Shirt
Put on you blue suede shoes!
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King of Pop Kids T-Shirt
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Elton John - Famous Costumes Kids T-Shirt
Sometimes, no matter how great a song may be, a simple misunderstood lyric can add more enjoyment than the creators could have possibly imagined. This misheard lyric from Elton John's classic "Tiny Dancer" is a perfect example.
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Misheard Lyrics: Elton John Kids T-Shirt
She's Got Electric Boobs.....Misheard Lyrics
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Electric Boobs Kids T-Shirt
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Rocket Man Kids T-Shirt
Blue Jean Baby
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Blue Jean Baby Kids T-Shirt
So, the Donald called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man”
He looks pretty rad in this Elton John’s outfit
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Rocket Kim Kids T-Shirt
Blackadder quote - we're in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun
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Blackadder quote - we're in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun Kids T-Shirt
The perfect excuse for not doing anything in life.
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Road to Eldorado Kids T-Shirt
No, Elton John wasn't singing about Tony in 'Tiny Dancer', but it sure sounds like it.
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Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Kids T-Shirt
Pictogram illustration inspired by the song 'Candle in the wind' by Elton John.
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Candle in the wind Kids T-Shirt
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A Fifth of Beethoven Kids T-Shirt
Trump announced to the UN that "Rocket Man" Kim Jong-un is on a suicide mission.
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"Rocket Man" Kim Jong-un Kids T-Shirt
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