Emperor Palpatine Kids T-Shirts

“Unlimited power!”

Execute Order 66

Ride the force lightning!

A parody of a popular soda and a popular prequel meme!

The Emperor card from the Rider Waite Smith tarot

Palpatine oeder 66 skater

Roll it Again, said sheev.

This is why there were no subway grates on the Death Star.

I was going to go with 'Make the Empire Great Again', but it threw off the look. Plus, 'MEGA' is a better acronym. Sadly not available in red hats...

Emperor's Royal Guard

Once you have the high ground, you'll never turn back!

Hope you like it!

In the great metal room there was a comlink and a tauntaun and a holo-picture of the Executor flying over the forest moon. Picture book available in softcover and Kindle versions through Amazon.

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

Somehow *shrug*

You’re a Jedi like your dad in this tee

Don't disappoint Lord Vader.

Who does not like the MacDaddy of Darkness, the Emperor himself? Well now you can get a shirt with his logo.

LiMerge Power was a company that once owned a tower in The Works, an industrial district of the ecumenopolis Coruscant. By 22 BBY, LiMerge had abandoned that skyscraper, which Darth Sidious used as his secret lair.

It's the city planet. Have you been?

At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was.

Biscuit Baron was a dining establishment owned by the House of Tagge through the Tagge Company's subsidiary Tagge Restaurant Association. With stores located on several planets throughout the galaxy, Biscuit Baron was, by the time of the Galactic Empire's prominence, the largest restaurant chain in existence. Sullust possessed one such establishment, as did Byblos Starport, Coruscant, and Commenor. Among the foodstuffs sold was the Bantha Breakfast Biscuit, its signature blue sauce, the alcoholic beverage ardees, and meal offers such as a QuickSnack, QuickSnackLite, and Jolly Meal.

I'm The Spy.

Good... good... let the trash flow through you.

I will not live in the pod, I will not eat the bugs, I will not take medical advice from a geek who created Windows...

It's not a T-shirt the Jedi would sell you.

The Shadow Collective was a large criminal alliance and rival Sith Order founded during the Clone Wars by the rogue Sith Lord Maul. Partly founded at the behest of Mother Talzin, Maul aimed to threaten the plans of the Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Sidious as well as to compete with him for galactic power. Among its goals, it sought to defeat both the Confederacy of Independent Systems and the Galactic Republic. During the war, Maul rallied the forces of Death Watch, Black Sun, the Pyke Syndicate, the Hutt Clan, and the Nightbrothers to form a considerable base of power.

Always trust Admiral Ackbar's instincts.

Bolder MacDaddy of Darkness to celebrate the Emperor!

The Dark Side... it calls you....

It's the year 19 BBY (Before the battle of Yavin). To maintain high levels of moral within the 501st legion - later known as 'Vader's Fist' - Supreme Chancellor Palpatine instituted an intramural basketball league. The creme of the clone crop were selected to participate in games across the Imperial Military on the soon the be long remembered 'Destroy All-Stars' dream team. The team logo and swag was popular amongst crews of i-Class Imperial Star Destroyers and can be found in many second hand thrift shops across the galaxy.

he only codename to use when hiding secret plans for your daughter to find. The weakness at the core of every father is his love for his daughter...and a single laser blast right to the heart.

SNOKE WHO?! I bet your Sheev theory doesn't suck! Invite others to ask about your theory about THE SENATE and let others know theirs suck!

Jump into Exegol as seen in The Rise of Skywalker.