Escape From New York Kids T-Shirts
Snake Plissken - the baddest of the badass movie heroes, forever doomed to be saving the world, all the while trying to figure out how to destroy it, has finally decided that if he's going to be rescuing people for a living, he might as well get paid for it, goddammit! No more Presidential Pardon's, no more plutoxin 7 in the neck, you want a President, his tramp daughter or Donald Pleasence found, then call Plissken's Search and Rescue and pay cash just like everyone else. Ask for Snake by name and get a free M41 grenade this month only.
Tags: plissken, movie, geek, cool, 6amcrisis
You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Tags: snake-plissken, escape-from-new-york, big-trouble, six-demon-bag, egg-shen
New New York, in 3028. The robot uprising has begun and Bender Bending Rodriguez is tired of these monkey fighting robots in this monday to friday city. He's here to drink beer, smoke cigars and kick some shiny metal butts, and he only has a 6-pack left. He just wants to be left alone to rob people blind in peace, but he can't steal what has already been stolen...or can he?
Tags: movie, funny, parody, mashup, futurama
Stuntman Mike's Professional Stunt Driving School is your number one stop if you're serious about making it big as a Hollywood stuntman. He's got the chops to make you the kind of wheelman that makes Jason Statham look good. And if you plan on stopping by, make sure you find your way to Stuntman Mike's and not his brother's shitty place down the way, Stuntman Bob's. Drive hard!
Tags: robert-rodriguez, escape-from-la, machete-kills, grindhouse, crossbones
Is he in the wrong place, right time? That's because he's registered as a lethal weapon. But now this time, he's fighting for for his life as part man, part machine, all cop. To this Detroit cop on vacation in Beverly Hills, somewhere, somehow, someone's going to pay. Because breaking out may be impossible, breaking in is insane.
Tags: die-hard, first-blood, lethal-weapon, escape-from-new-york, beverly-hills-cop