Insults Kids T-Shirts
“Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.” “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” “Peace, ye fat guts!” “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” “Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.” “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”
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We print on T-Shirts that are 100% cotton smooth and soft hand feel with premium retail quality and high UPF factor using heat transfer vinyl. The finished design feels soft and stretchy. Fully washable, hard wearing, and we only use high quality garments.
Tags: fighting, strong, hammer, fighter, fight
sarcasm, funny, sarcastic quotes, cell phone, texting, social media, addiction, smartphone, people, stare, cynical, contempt, funny quotes, funny one liners, cell, telephone, phone, text, text message, email, addict, mobile, socialize, technology, antisocial
Tags: zen, spiritual, meditation, caustic, attitude