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Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Kids T-Shirts

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Own a piece of Hawaiian history without actually having to huddle in fear!

Tags: missile, threat, hawaiian, gag, gift

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Survivor

Tags: survived, day, january, ballistic, missile

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I survived Ballistic Missile Day

Tags: ballistic-missile-day, hawaii, i-survived-ballistic-missile-day, missile, hawaii-ballistic-missile-alert

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I survived Hawaiian Ballistic Missile Day! Celebrate making it through January 13, 2018 with this shirt.

Tags: missile, hawaiian, hawaii, day, hawaiian-islands

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Dont worry! i brought enough for everybody!! YOU Get a Magic Missile! and YOU Get a Magic Missile and YOU Get a Magic Missile!! Check sizing chart to ensure the best fit!

Tags: pop-culture, geekandsundry, critical-role, barbarian, gnome

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Hawaii

Tags: not-a-drill, hawaiian, hawaii-alarm, survived, ballistic

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For 1d4+1 points of damage!

Tags: nerd, missile, fantasy, magic, i-cast-magic-missile

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Wear this shirt to the next presidential military parade.

Tags: trump, impeach-trump, resist, nuclear-war, kim-jong-un

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For anyone who survived the ballistic missile day in Hawaii. It's a good thing it wasn't real.

Tags: this-is-not-a-drill, i-survived, funny, hawaiian-islands, ballistic

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Merlin casts Magic Missile. Fox 1!

Tags: d20, magic-missile, hornet, top-gun, tabletop

Magic Missile Kids T-Shirt

by CCDesign
$18
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Cast magic missile because your opponent has no savings throw.

Tags: geek, dungeons-and-dragons, pop-culture, nerd

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You survived the test missile and you earned the right to let tourists know!

Tags: missile, funny, january, test, 2018

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Go ahead. Attack the darkness. You know you want to.

Tags: d-and-d, spell, dnd, magic-missile, magic

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Cuban missile crisis -- when the president acted presidential and not like a stupid child.

Tags: kruschev, kennedy, cuban-missile-crisis, 1962, viva

CUBA 62 Missile Crisis Kids T-Shirt

by ClothedCircuit
$18
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kpop,

Tags: kpop

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Hawaii Missile Crisis

Tags: missile, hawaiian, crisis, long-island, palm-tree

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Weapon fight

Tags: veteran, military, iraq, iraqi, division

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Show off your true old school nerd! Were talkin’ 1st edition here! If you ever played a magic user these words were spoken a lot! "I am going to use my level 5 magic missile!"

Tags: tabletop, nerd, roleplay, dice, dungeon-master

Magic Missile Lv 5 Kids T-Shirt

by onlinetopher
$18
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Weapon

Tags: iraqi, rocket, military, space, army

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But there's nothing here to attack!

Tags: d-and-d, dnd, wizard

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Will you cast magic missile...at the darkness?

Tags: d4, mmo, paizo, d-and-d, pals

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Show off your true old school nerd! Were talkin' 1st edition here! If you ever played a magic user these words were spoken a lot! "I am going to use my level 5 magic missile!"

Tags: vintage, geek, retro, fantasy, nostalgia

Tags: video-games, atari-xegs, atari-2600, atari, vintage

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The 10th Army Air and Missile Defense Command (AAMDC) is a theater level Army air and missile defense organization and directly subordinated to United States Army Europe. On order, 10th AAMDC deploys worldwide to conduct joint and combined/coalition air missile defense ops for US European Command. 10th AAMDC serves as the United States Army in Europe's executive agent for all theater air and missile defense ops and air missile defense force management.

Tags: soldier, policeman, ribbon, platoon, company

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Plain and simple. hot dogs are bomb.

Tags: food-pun, foods, mustard, food-lover, franks

Hot Dog Meat Missile Kids T-Shirt

by stayfrostybro
$18
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Missile technician (abbreviated as MT) is a United States Navy occupational rating. MTs operate, test, maintain, troubleshoot, repair and maintain security for ballistic missile weapons systems. They align, calibrate, troubleshoot and repair all areas of the missile system, launcher system, and various test systems; troubleshoot and repair digital, electrical, and electronic systems; troubleshoot and repair cooling and heating systems as well as control systems using electromechanical devices, hydraulics, and pneumatics; use standard electronic test equipment such as meters, logic probes, and logic analyzers; use Windows-based computers for word processing as well as other administrative record keeping tasks

Tags: boatswains, quartermaster, technician, sonar, rate

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If you're a Sorcerer of Light, how come you have to cast Magic Missile? Because it's the only thing that will defeat the darkness. ♥

Tags: dungeons-and-dragons, dead-alewives, deadalewives, clean-lines, clean

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BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Tags: drill, 2018, usa, inboud, shelter

Hawaii Missile Kids T-Shirt

by teakatir
$18
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