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John Boorman's satirical sci-fi classic Zardoz. How can you forget Sean Connery in thigh high boots and a ponytail, sporting a red diaper!

Reproduction: From the 1974 film Zardoz.

ZARDOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'I Have Seen The Future And It Doesn't Work.' The Zardoz Design celebrates the cult classic 1974 film directed by John Boorman and starring Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling. In the future, Earth is ruled by Eternals, an advanced and secret sect of beings who reign over a savage group called Brutals. The Eternals have created a god named Zardoz to intimidate the Brutals, making them believe that killing is their natural state. However, Zed, a Brutal warrior, challenges that assumption when he enters the Zardoz monument and is captured by an Eternal. There, he learns the truth about the Eternals and the false god that rules society.

1974 Movie Poster

Title art for the classic 1981 sword and sorcery film.

The giant flying stone head from the classic John Boorman fantasy film, Zardoz.

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Zed from Zardoz as Baphomet.

Zardoz (1974) is a 1974 Irish-American science fantasy film written, produced, and directed by John Boorman and starring Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling. It depicts a post-apocalyptic world where barbarians worship a stone god called "Zardoz”. In this future dystopia, while the Brutals live in a wasteland, their overlords luxuriate in the Vortex. The Eternals created Zardoz to control the Brutals, inciting them to mass murder. However, Zed (Sean Connery) refuses to accept the status quo, embarking on a journey that explores the theme of genetic engineering and exposes the devastating truth about the corrupt society he lives in.

Zardoz (1974) is a 1974 Irish-American science fantasy film written, produced, and directed by John Boorman and starring Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling. It depicts a post-apocalyptic world where barbarians worship a stone god called "Zardoz”. In this future dystopia, while the Brutals live in a wasteland, their overlords luxuriate in the Vortex. The Eternals created Zardoz to control the Brutals, inciting them to mass murder. However, Zed (Sean Connery) refuses to accept the status quo, embarking on a journey that explores the theme of genetic engineering and exposes the devastating truth about the corrupt society he lives in.

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Zardoz speaks, but you don't have to listen. Resist his call, he is a false god.