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Libertymaniacs Kids T-Shirts

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We walk around with this shirt on at the grocery store. Little kids, not being able to read, always tug their mother's leg and say, "Mommy, look Santa!"

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"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" says the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer as he walks up to Winston in a stern voice. Winston must have must have forgotten to hide the disgust and loathing in his eyes, because the large man in black moved closer still, his eyes hiding behind mirrored aviator-styled sunglasses. "You have something to say, sir?" His voice menacing now. "No sir! No." Winston chirps nervously, averting his eyes as much as possible. Very well, then. Let's move along." The oficer's voice calms somewhat to a dulled, professional cadence. "Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along." Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty Four.

Tags: big-brother, thought-police, thnkpol, orwell, ingsoc

Thought Police Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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The Internal Revenue Service: We've Got What it Takes To Take What You've Got!

Tags: humor, irs, rax-day, internal-revenue-service, 1913

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More feared than any tyrant - on the living room floor.

Tags: politics, tea-party, silly, kids, toys

Don't Tread On Me Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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What self-respecting person would jeer the visage of Emmanuel Goldstein during the two minutes hate without their INGSOC party t-shirt? That would be doubleplus ungood.

Tags: 1984, ingsoc, totalitarian, tyranny, big-brother

INGSOC 1984 Party Seal Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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"Who gets the last laugh now, Chairman Mao? That's right, buddy. You say you want a Cultural Revolution, weeellll, we're selling this shirt on the free market."

Tags: communist-propaganda, dan-mccall, china, chairman-mao, communist

Chairman LMAO Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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Hillary Clinton capping.

Tags: hillary-clinton, shooting, crazy, hillary, politics

Hillary Shooter Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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Ben Franklin didn't give a shit.

Tags: you, fu, the-bird, founding-fathers, naughty

Ben Franklin Bird Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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He'll put down the dopest lyrics on human freedom the world has seen, then lay back with his beautiful chocolate slave shorty sipping on wine and there's straight nothing you can do about it.

Tags: founding-fathers, ak47, revolutionary, liberty-maniacs, action-hero

Revolutionary Thomas Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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To be free, one must think free. The creative mind is the most powerful tool in the universe.

Tags: freethinker, free-thinker, steampunk, liberty-freedom, hot-air-ballon

Freethinker Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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Thus spake your t-shirt.

Tags: batman-v-superman, nietzche, philosophy, germany, ubermensch

Ubermensch Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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The pen is mightier than the sword. Choose your weapon.

Tags: books, liberty-maniacs, vintage, literature, creative

Choose Your Weapon Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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"Just hold on a sec, kay! I have a couple super novas going and Kim Kardashian lost her diaper bag." - God

Tags: funny, problems, deism, religion, sarcasm

Divine Sarcasm Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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Rad 80s hair. 1680s hair that is.

Tags: science, philosopher, physics, mathematics, astronomy

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North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un doing one of the infinitely super human things he can do - dunking the basketball.

Tags: political, politics, fat, humor, basketball-player

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Lysander Spooner in sunglasses. Your argument is invalid.

Tags: portrait, sunglasses, no-treason, philosopher, 19th-century

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Do your part to support the zombie apocalypse.

Tags: zombies, liberty-maniacs, tv, uncle-sam, united-states

Zombie Uncle Sam Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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Who isn't game for this game?

Tags: libertymaniacs, libertarian, patriot, politics, satire

Drone Hunting Season Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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Support friendship and magic, support the Pony Party.

Tags: political-party, parody, pony, tv-shows, brony

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Tank Man (AKA The Unknown Rebel) was of course the anonymous hero who was seen during the protests at Beijing's Tienanmen Square on June 5, 1989 stopping Chinese T59 tanks as they rolled down Chang'an Avenue. No one knows what happened to Tank Man. Many think he was dragged off by Chinese secret police and executed along with so many others. This common man's actions, however, emboldened millions to stand athwart tyranny. The original images that came from this heroic act entranced the World. Charlie Cole's photo of Tank man was awarded as one of the 100 photos that changed the World.

Tags: man, unknown-rebel, tiananmen-square, june-4th, june-5th

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Skeleton hand in American flag colors flashing the peace sign by Dan McCall of Liberty Maniacs

Tags: dead, peace-sign, american-flag, america, skeleton

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Ron Paul is a legend. The guy was and will be on the right side of history on just about every issue. You could usually judge who was the biggest asshole on Capitol Hill by who hated Ron Paul. About as reliable a litmus test as there is in DC.

Tags: rand paul, pop-culture, liberty, homeboy, ron paul revolution

Ron Paul Is My Homeboy Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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It's an artist's life for me!

Tags: design, artistic, skull-and-bones, calligraphy, painter

Brush and Bones Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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Take presidential frontrunners Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, put them together, and what do you get? Terrifying.

Tags: democrat, republican, political, election, political-satire

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There are no more fucks to give. We're simply straight outta them. Apologies.

Tags: straight-outta, fucks, funny, humor, compton

Straight Outta Fucks Kids T-Shirt

by LibertyManiacs
$18
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