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I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
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On the first Saturday of every May, the genteel citizens of Midgar come together and witness an annual tradition: the Midgar Derby, the fastest minute in sports. Held at Phoenix Downs atop the city's upper plate, a win at the Derby is the highest honor for chocobo breeders and racers across the Planet.
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