One Ring To Rule Them All Kids T-Shirts
Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.
Tags: artist, joke, fear, cartoon, internet
After a piece of gutter ice crashes through Todd and Margo's window and melts into the floor, Margo asks her husband, "And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" His reply "I don't know, Margo!" is available on a matching shirt found here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2069176-i-dont-know-margo
Tags: clark-griswold, christmas-vacation-todd-and-margo, margo-chester, todd-chester, griswold-family-christmas
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow