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Snobbery Kids T-Shirts

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Funny saying for a hilarious just because gift for anyone you know.

Tags: snob, gossiping, snobbery, negative, insulted

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A perfect gift for the font snob, typophile, typographer, or graphic designer in your life, this shirt will showcase your love for typography and the Helvetica font. Buy one for yourself, or the Type Snob in your life.

Tags: typography, snobbery, helvetica, typeface, graphic-designer

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The book was better.

Tags: book, shelfie, author, book-snobbery, bookworm

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“Music Snob Tip #376: Don't wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The first design in a series of ‘Music Snob Tips’ by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: band, rock, music, bandshirt, punk-band

The Shirt of the Band Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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Love hard rock and/or metal? Want to see “Perpetual Hiatus Tour”? Here's your ticket (or, at the very least, the tour merch!) “Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: fire, flame, flames, 1980s, 1980

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“Music Snob Tip #073: The longer the hair, the deeper the roots... rock.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The tenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: silhouette, 1970s, stillwater, seventies, roots

The Longer the Hair Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #541: ROCK OUT with your index and pinky fingers OUT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music-snob-tip, punk, rock-concerts, gig, concert

Rock Out Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #062: Cassettes. Easily portable. Hardly vinyl.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fourth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music-genres, alt-rock, scene, punk, rnfnr

Cassettes. Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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The same as “Flutes — Music Snob Tip #413,” but in an alternate color treatment! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: geek, music, jazz, symphonic-band, concert-band

MORE Flutes Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #696: Stationary jams and grooves are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the first to debut on TeePublic!

Tags: gaming, art, keytar, genres, genre

Obey the Keytar Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #002: Vinyl. Accept nothing else.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music, music-snob-tips, music-snob-tip, music-genres, analog

Vinyl. Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #726: A band is only as good as its LOGO/MUSIC!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-eighth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the second to debut on TeePublic!)

Tags: music, geek, nerd, parody, scene

Logo vs. Music Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #20/20: Bands that wear eyeglasses tend to have the best songs.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music, silly, funny, humor, wit

Fourth Eye Blind Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: pastel, rainbow, dye, haircolor, paramore

To DYE For Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #239: NEVER call any BANDS by their FULL NAMES.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-ninth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the third to debut on TeePublic!)

Tags: music, full-names, full-name, initial, name

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The same as “To DYE For”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: bright-hair, neon-hair, emo, headbang, headbangers

MORE to DYE For Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #074: The higher, the fly-er...” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eleventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: head, travel, fly, stars, star

The Higher, The Fly-er Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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(Perfect for any Music Theory enthusiasts whose skin crawls at the thought of dissonant chords.) “Music Snob Tip #439: Don't let the DISSONANCE make you DISTANT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: terrible-advice, mock-advice, listening-to-music, musical-notation, musical-staff

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“Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: geek, high-school, high-school-marching-band, college-marching-band, collegiate-marching-band

Flutes Kids T-Shirt

by ElizabethOwens
$18
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“Music Snob Tip #704: you WIN... or you BREAK YOUR LEG.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: terrible-advice, mock-advice, listening-to-music, making-music, broken-leg

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