Star Control 2 Kids T-Shirts

There were many great battles. Earth and her partners in the Alliance of Free Stars against the evil Ur-Quan and its Hierarchy of Battle Thralls... and the Ur-Quan were winning.

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Star Control 2 fans, rejoice, you can wear your survival instincts on your chest.

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I feel these descriptions go unread largely.

I feel these descriptions go unread largely.

How does eternal slavery sound, Earthling?