She was the icon who posed for playboy and begged for pizza. He was the millionaire knocking on death's door. Together, they went all the way to the Supreme Court! Relive the romance, sensuality and drama that was the unconscious coupling of Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall. Admire her showmanship as she "swoons" beneath his glassy-eyed gaze. Wave your finger and say "YES QUEEN" because you know you would have done the same. Now where's my pizza? Kimmy! Bring me my pizza!
Oh Tiffany. Tiffany Tiffany Tiffany. I'd say I've never in my life yelled at a girl like this but mother Banks taught me to never tell a lie. I know, I'll say I've never in my life yelled at a girl LIKE THIS, as in at a girl "like you." Yes! Workarounds! Anyway. Tiffany, you must immediately return to the apartment, pack your belongings, and shake your body body out the door. If you sass me on the way out I'll make sure you never work in this industry again--as if your appearance as a contestant on America's Next Top Model doesn't already achieve that.