Tabletop Kids T-Shirts

For all the tabletop fans out there. Don't we always need more friends to play with?

It's all fun and games until....

Greetings Chummers, everyone knows the best way to impress a Johnson before you start negotiation is an ace shirt. This shirt shows that you support the hardest crew west of the robo mason dixon. One look at this and the deebs of the world will know that Pox, Tech, Zee, and Ol' Dak Rambo have your back. Art by Will Kirkby

It's a Looker, a Gazer if you will. An Observer, One That Beholds. But it's definitely not part of any one company's product identity.

When shit hits the fan make sure to call Vox Machina, Trinket and the illustrious DM, Matt Mercer.

Quote from Will Friedle during his recent appearance on Critical Role, this tee makes the statement that many feel about Rules Lawyering in D&D. lets just play the game and not feed the Mimic! Check Sizing chart and stuff for the right fit.

Just a gnome enjoying a nice long technicolor yawn...

Jayson's Physical Adept Faceman for Openly Gamer Theatre's The Dragon Variation

They are small, fury and eats you alive

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May the dice roll ever in your favor.

Old Gruumsh One-Eye s calling to you. Your Tribe, your People, call to you. He Who Never sleeps, the unblinking god of destruction who unleashed the savage multitudes against outposts of civilization, whispers forever in your ear. It is time to rise up with your Orcish bretheren, to rage against Man, Elf and Dwarf alike, to claim all lands for Orcish kind! Sizing matter in this, check the chart and order accordingly

Everyone knows Half Orcs make the best Fighters! Who needs Charisma and Intelligence when you can punch off faces!

Mercer Bears Gameday Shirt

Sorry, but I simply cannot ADULT today. I failed my ADULTING check.

the raging debate over crossbow control isn't one i want to have when I'm enjoying a night out with my friends at this fine tavern, so hows about you shove off, and let us get back to our drunken carousing, yeah? Yes, yes... i understand its a hot button topic and you've got a right to your opinion, but you've also got a right to a punch in the nose if you lean into me one more time and subject me to that fetid breath of yours. Do we have a quarrel, friend? Because i know i have a dozen right here.... In various sundry colors... if your belt of dwarvenkind had to be let out recently... order a size up.

You know, there is something immensely satisfying when you scoop up that handful of d8's and let them fly, knowing the destruction you are about to bestow on that hapless goblin horde. Its a special kind of smile that only fireballs can bring to your face. Enjoy the Glow on your enemies faces... well, Carcasses anyways. Please check the sizing chart like you would friendlies in you fireballs impact radius. You did check that, right?

We all know the odds for rolling a natural 20, but when you get one the feeling is always exhilarating! Use this as your good luck shirt, no Dice Curses here! Sizes are on the small side, order a size up if in doubt.